<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>A funny take on homeland security : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/humor/"/><tagline>A funny take on homeland security : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-07-24T22:31:24+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[A funny take on homeland security]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/61357/1/" /><id>61357</id><summary><![CDATA[A funny take on homeland security]]></summary><issued>2008-05-10T20:05:34+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-10T20:05:34+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If a door is closed, karate chop it open.]]></content></entry><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/humor/l/61357/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (4)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/humor/l/61357-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/humor/l/61357-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/humor/l/61357-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (1)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/humor/l/61357/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><entry><title><![CDATA[bcgrote @ 5/12/2008 12:42:26 AM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/atom0_3.rss#q5" /><id>255771</id><summary><![CDATA[I had seen another site with pages more, but these are quite hysterical.  The Vin Diesel one always gets a giggle!]]></summary><issued>2008-05-12T00:42:26+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-12T00:42:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I had seen another site with pages more, but these are quite hysterical.  The Vin Diesel one always gets a giggle!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[teresag @ 5/11/2008 2:23:39 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/atom0_3.rss#q4" /><id>255471</id><summary><![CDATA[&quot;Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.&quot;<br/><br/>Wait a second while I write that down.]]></summary><issued>2008-05-11T14:23:39+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-11T14:23:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.&quot;<br/><br/>Wait a second while I write that down.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[imnotyoo @ 5/11/2008 11:59:45 AM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/atom0_3.rss#q3" /><id>255388</id><summary><![CDATA[It's a dupe but from forever ago. I was actually thinking about this site last night. Ironic, no?]]></summary><issued>2008-05-11T11:59:45+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-11T11:59:45+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It's a dupe but from forever ago. I was actually thinking about this site last night. Ironic, no?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[browntrout @ 5/11/2008 8:06:36 AM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/atom0_3.rss#q2" /><id>255280</id><summary><![CDATA[Kinda makes you wonder who actually reads the real stuff...]]></summary><issued>2008-05-11T08:06:36+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-11T08:06:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Kinda makes you wonder who actually reads the real stuff...]]></content></entry></feed>