<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>A funny take on homeland security : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2008, plime.com.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>A funny take on homeland security : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[A funny take on homeland security]]></title><description><![CDATA[If a door is closed, karate chop it open.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/</guid><category>humor</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/humor/l/61357/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (4)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/humor/l/61357-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/humor/l/61357-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/humor/l/61357-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (1)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/humor/l/61357/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><item><title><![CDATA[bcgrote @ 5/12/2008 12:42:26 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I had seen another site with pages more, but these are quite hysterical.  The Vin Diesel one always gets a giggle!]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</guid><category>humor</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[teresag @ 5/11/2008 2:23:39 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.&quot;<br/><br/>Wait a second while I write that down.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</guid><category>humor</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[imnotyoo @ 5/11/2008 11:59:45 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's a dupe but from forever ago. I was actually thinking about this site last night. Ironic, no?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</guid><category>humor</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[browntrout @ 5/11/2008 8:06:36 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kinda makes you wonder who actually reads the real stuff...]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</guid><category>humor</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item></channel></rss>