<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>A funny take on homeland security : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>61357</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/61357/1/</url><title><![CDATA[A funny take on homeland security]]></title><description><![CDATA[If a door is closed, karate chop it open.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>264</score><crdate>5/10/2008 8:05:34 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-10T20:05:34+01:00</atomdate></link><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/humor/l/61357/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (4)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/humor/l/61357-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/humor/l/61357-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/humor/l/61357-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (1)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/humor/l/61357/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><comment><id>255771</id><url>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[bcgrote @ 5/12/2008 12:42:26 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I had seen another site with pages more, but these are quite hysterical.  The Vin Diesel one always gets a giggle!]]></content><score></score><crdate>5/12/2008 12:42:26 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-12T00:42:26+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>255471</id><url>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[teresag @ 5/11/2008 2:23:39 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[&quot;Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.&quot;<br/><br/>Wait a second while I write that down.]]></content><score></score><crdate>5/11/2008 2:23:39 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-11T14:23:39+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>255388</id><url>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[imnotyoo @ 5/11/2008 11:59:45 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[It's a dupe but from forever ago. I was actually thinking about this site last night. Ironic, no?]]></content><score></score><crdate>5/11/2008 11:59:45 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-11T11:59:45+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>255280</id><url>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61357/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[browntrout @ 5/11/2008 8:06:36 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Kinda makes you wonder who actually reads the real stuff...]]></content><score></score><crdate>5/11/2008 8:06:36 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-11T08:06:36+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>