<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Baby Smashers : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>61411</id><url>http://www.plime.com/humor/l/61411/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Baby Smashers]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here, you can read the truth about Baby Smashers, which are available to the public all over the nation under the guise of &quot;Baby Changing Stations&quot;. BabySmasher.com exists to provide the public with a means of spreading the truth about Baby Smashers - educating more people about the true use of these devices.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>137</score><crdate>5/11/2008 4:33:36 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-11T16:33:36+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>63015</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/63015/1/</url><title><![CDATA[German parents post baby on eBay for 1 euro ($1.57)]]></title><description><![CDATA[It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller.&quot; Said the Ebay Ad. They are sick People, but we all knew it was only a matter of time.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>265</score><crdate>5/24/2008 2:04:53 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-24T14:04:53+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>64994</id><url>http://www.plime.com/health/l/64994/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Drunk baby born 15 times over the limit]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Polish woman was so intoxicated during her labour, her baby was born 15 times over the limit.]]></description><comments>11</comments><score>363</score><crdate>6/10/2008 9:43:27 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-10T21:43:27+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>332</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/332/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Woman Gives Birth To 14 Pound Baby!]]></title><description><![CDATA[In Connecticut, a woman who gave birth to a 9 pound baby, 8 and 1/2 pound twins and a 12 pound baby just broke the eighteen year record giving birth to a 14 pound baby.  She doesn't care about all the media attention she just wanted the baby out of her already!]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>4</score><crdate>9/14/2006 1:17:45 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-09-14T13:17:45+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>66338</id><url>http://www.plime.com/crime/l/66338/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Police seek driver who ran over baby girl]]></title><description><![CDATA[Police are searching for a teenage driver who hit and ran over a stroller with a 9-month-old baby girl inside, then roared away as the baby's horrified mother looked on helplessly.]]></description><comments>10</comments><score>255</score><crdate>6/23/2008 8:24:22 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-23T20:24:22+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>59911</id><url>http://www.plime.com/webvideo/l/59911/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Indians Throw Baby from 50ft Roof]]></title><description><![CDATA[Have these people never heard of the shaken baby syndrome?<br/>Incredibly stupid.]]></description><comments>9</comments><score>287</score><crdate>4/28/2008 3:12:31 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-28T15:12:31+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>43427</id><url>http://www.plime.com/health/l/43427/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Obese at 8 months: the baby that already tips the scales at over 3 stone]]></title><description><![CDATA[An eight-month-old baby boy in Jilin, Northeast China has tipped the scales at over three stone. Weighing 18.8 kg (41 pounds) and measuring 78 centimeters in height, he was born with a normal birth weight of 3.3 kg (7 pounds 4 oz).]]></description><comments>11</comments><score>373</score><crdate>12/6/2007 8:38:58 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-06T08:38:58+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>1477</id><url>http://www.plime.com/gossip/l/1477/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Oh Baby, Baby, No More Fighting]]></title><description><![CDATA[Britney and Christina seemed to end years of fighting.  Christina bought Brit's latest addition a $600 goodie bag of baby stuff.  Looks like all is forgiven.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>10</score><crdate>9/28/2006 12:38:01 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-09-28T12:38:01+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>13550</id><url>http://www.plime.com/doityourself/l/13550/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Homemade baby food recipes]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Complete Range Of Homemade Baby Food Recipes, From First Foods To Full Meals. Know exactly what your baby is eating - none of the dreaded &quot;fillers&quot; commonly found in commercial baby foo]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>65</score><crdate>3/18/2007 5:46:53 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-03-18T17:46:53+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>55160</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/l/55160/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Caring for a Baby 101]]></title><description><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;re a young mother or father and you having difficulties in putting the baby to sleep or feeding him, these instructions are the clearest you can get. Here are some do&#8217;s and dont&#8217;s when it comes to caring for the baby!]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>28</score><crdate>3/21/2008 9:40:04 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-21T09:40:04+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>51578</id><url>http://www.plime.com/braindead/l/51578/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Baby Left to Die after 8 Days]]></title><description><![CDATA[Parents strapped a Baby in a car seat for 8 days, ignoring it, depriving it of food and water, while they watched Tv and Played video games.<br/><br/>This may be a hard read for some. (Image unrelated)]]></description><comments>17</comments><score>427</score><crdate>2/21/2008 11:44:10 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-21T11:44:10+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>58283</id><url>http://www.plime.com/business/l/58283/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Montana Native Americans selling baby dinosaur fossil]]></title><description><![CDATA[Facing worsening budget shortfalls, the Blackfeet Nation is trying to sell off one of its treasures &#8212; a perfectly preserved 74-million-year-old baby dinosaur.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>243</score><crdate>4/14/2008 11:50:29 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-14T23:50:29+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>44758</id><url>http://www.plime.com/animals/l/44758/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Dog Saves Baby From Burning Home.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Not the usual dog-saves-family-because-it-started-barking-to-alert-the-family-of-a-fire story.  This dog actually picked the baby up and brought him to his mama.  True hero.]]></description><comments>9</comments><score>441</score><crdate>12/19/2007 6:56:31 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-19T18:56:31+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>33165</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33165/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Monkeys Use Baby Talk With Infants]]></title><description><![CDATA[Humans aren't the only animals to use baby talk when speaking to offspring&#8212;rhesus monkeys also go &quot;gaga&quot; over babies, new research says.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>111</score><crdate>8/26/2007 7:10:43 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-26T07:10:43+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>28836</id><url>http://www.plime.com/technology/l/28836/1/</url><title><![CDATA[ Computer program can learn baby talk]]></title><description><![CDATA[A computer program that learns to decode sounds from different languages in the same way that a baby does helps to shed new light on how people learn to talk.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>105</score><crdate>7/25/2007 2:28:35 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-25T02:28:35+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>196</id><url>http://www.plime.com/science/l/196/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Panda Brokenhearted After Killing New Baby]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ya Ya recently gave birth to twin baby pandas.  As she was feeding one of them she dropped the baby, fell over and killed it.  Pandas suffer for about a month after losing a cub.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>40</score><crdate>9/8/2006 12:26:32 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-09-08T12:26:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>26978</id><url>http://www.plime.com/science/l/26978/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Baby mammoth find promises science breakthrough]]></title><description><![CDATA[The discovery of a baby mammoth preserved in the Russian permafrost gives researchers their best chance yet to build a genetic map of a species extinct since the Ice Age.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>45</score><crdate>7/11/2007 12:29:34 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-11T12:29:34+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>54239</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54239/1/</url><title><![CDATA[This baby is two-faced]]></title><description><![CDATA[First we have two-faced politicians, and then  two-faced kittens.  Now, a baby has two faces.  <br/><br/>Watch the video here.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>40</score><crdate>3/13/2008 11:42:30 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T23:42:30+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>64609</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/64609/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Baby Macie Hope was born twice]]></title><description><![CDATA[When Chad and Keri McCartney say their infant daughter, Macie Hope, is born again, they aren&#8217;t referring to religion &#8212; the month-old miracle baby really was born twice.<br/><br/>The first &#8220;birth&#8221; was about six months into Keri McCartney&#8217;s pregnancy, when surgeons at Texas Children&#8217;s Hospital took the tiny fetus from Keri&#8217;s womb to remove a tumor that would have killed Macie before she was born.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>409</score><crdate>6/6/2008 3:19:19 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-06T15:19:19+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>29597</id><url>http://www.plime.com/braindead/l/29597/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Mother To Face Charges After Thief Steals Car With Baby Inside]]></title><description><![CDATA[You never leave a baby in a car with the engine running-in Florida.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>73</score><crdate>7/30/2007 5:05:05 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-30T17:05:05+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>38506</id><url>http://www.plime.com/health/l/38506/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Miracle baby born clinically dead beats all the odds to come back to life]]></title><description><![CDATA[When baby Oscar was born without a heart beat his devastated parents and doctors feared the worst. The little boy had become so distressed in the womb that his tiny body had started to shut down. Medics began a desperate battle to save his life - but warned his mother Lucy Allen and father Stephen Rose that, even if he lived, he would probably have brain damage.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>235</score><crdate>10/16/2007 10:36:58 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-16T10:36:58+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>