10 Most Worthless College Majors
10 Most Worthless College Majors
Very funny and accurate piece on the majors people choose in college and how they won't take them anywhere. picked by carguy4life 3 months ago
tags humor funny college majors major
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 radio
3 months ago
I have minors in two of those and have taken classes in a few others. I aspire to be useless.
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 pvisi111
3 months ago
I'm surprised Film was number 2. I already knew communications was useless as all my friends who majored it had no idea what they wanted to do with themselves.
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 pfortner...
3 months ago
Pretty much the truth. I know a guy that has a B.A. in philosophy but drives a delivery truck. I was like "wow, what a waste of 4 years and who knows how much money".
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 Killerbe...
3 months ago
I hate most of these top lists, but this one was hilarious!
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 bigtonyb...
3 months ago
« pfortnerhaus : Pretty much the truth. I know a guy that has a B.A. in philosophy but drives a delivery truck. I was like "wow, what a waste of 4 years and who knows how much money".
If they were realizing how much money they were flushing away, they'd be business majors.
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 pfortner...
3 months ago
« bigtonyboy : If they were realizing how much money they were flushing away, they'd be business majors.
I don't understand honestly why anyone would go for one of those majors. It's like, "hey I don't wanna make any money". Doesn't take a business major to figure that one out.

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LOL
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 TheShirt...
3 months ago
If you’re not named Achmed or Bjork or G’Day Mate this isn’t a degree, it’s the last 18 years of your life.
So so true. Seeing as how US history spans, at best, 400 years, and is about as intriguing as this turkey on wheat that I'm eating, it's also probably the lamest one on the list. Besides, you already knew it all by 4th grade.
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 arsphidi...
3 months ago
Yay, I didn't waste my tuition money! My major is not in the list. Considering I only chose that major because there were lots of cute guys in that department...
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 bevissim...
3 months ago
My major is not on the list - I have a bachelor's in acting. Now, I figured it was useless when I got it, but oddly enough, a couple of years ago it landed me a job teaching Acting at a college, so there.

But otherwise, yeah, useless. No one in the professional theatre world holds it against you that you don't have a degree, you won't lose any parts over it. In fact, many many famous and infamous actors didn't even make it through high school.
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 goober
3 months ago
Mine arent on the list either. I liked #1 it made me laugh - religion.

I have a Psychology degree but had to get a Law degree to get a job...
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 bevissim...
3 months ago
« goober : Mine arent on the list either. I liked #1 it made me laugh - religion.

I have a Psychology degree but had to get a Law degree to get a job...
And how do you feel about that?
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 goober
3 months ago
Well I knew that I would have to get a job at TGI Fridays unless I got a graduate degree and I can't do math so by process of elimination I chose Law..

Maybe not the best choice. But at least I can make a living.
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 smantyla
3 months ago
« pfortnerhaus : I don't understand honestly why anyone would go for one of those majors. It's like, "hey I don't wanna make any money". Doesn't take a business major to figure that one out.

CLASSIFIED AD
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Philosopher wanted immediately! No pay, work from home. Don't call now.
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LOL
Interestingly enough, not all people choose their major according to "hey, I want to make lots of money". It'd be a hell of a poor world if we all majored in law or business.
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