The dangers of searching google
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 donteatp...
8 months ago
Sometimes when you run a search on the internet you get some very unexpected and disturbing results.

I was searching for an image of Oompa Loompas for a lame joke in a post about a car that runs on chocolate, I came across a very disturbing image.

I know I am not the first this has happened to, and I am sure I won't be the last. This has probably even happened to YOU.

What happened to you? It wakes you up at night sometimes, doesn't it? That single haunting image impressing itself upon your dreams.

Post you stories here.

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By the way, here's the search I ran on the Oompa Loompas. What you see here you will never unsee. This image search is NSFW.

Google search: Oompa Loompas

I am NOT reeferring to the cartoon
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 Chez
8 months ago
WHY!?

-.-
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 Moe
8 months ago
DEP...I must say, you never cease to amaze me.

Oompa loompas indeed!
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 cheeselo...
8 months ago
what's wrong with rosie?



but yeah...there's some real winners there...
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 heymrp
8 months ago
DEP...putting the link to the Google search for Oompa Loompas and warning that what you see you will never unsee is a tricky little trick. It reminds me of the times in my life when someone says, "Ewww the milk has gone bad, here smell it." The draw to actually smell it is strong, even though I have been warned and even though experience has taught me I will not like it. Alas though, gray has begun to develop in my beard and I am wiser now than I was a few years ago. I no longer smell the offending soured milk and I will not look at your Oompa Loompas!
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 bluenutr...
8 months ago
« cheeselog1234 : what's wrong with rosie?
Many things.

hermrp:I will not look at your Oompa Loompas!
I would hope not.
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 gratheo
8 months ago
Ahh! My eyes!
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 heymrp
8 months ago
« cheeselog1234 : what's wrong with rosie?
She is ugly. :)
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 gammerus
8 months ago
I've googled worse
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 Nunkii
8 months ago
Dolphin Sex anyone?
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 doodlech...
8 months ago
so thaaats what the blow hole is for
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 pocksuck...
8 months ago
This has been on my mind of late.

Can't find it right now, but there was a thread about Google Image search terms that turn up unexpectedly obscene images. More recently I've been wondering if there are any words that don't turn up at least one dubious image before the end of the first results page.
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 pocksuck...
8 months ago
« doodlechild : so thaaats what the blow hole is for
Would they suffocate?
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 doodlech...
8 months ago
« pocksucket : Would they suffocate?
not if you're very careful
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 Pocksuck...
8 months ago
The first time I saw this thread was over my morning coffee.

Yes. I know. What a way to start the day.

I've just looked again with slightly less blurry eyes and noticed the URL for both the unsavoury Oompah Loompah images.

Good to see the students of Columbia University are dedicated wholly to their intellectual growth and edification.
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 badbud
8 months ago
all hail the Google search history!
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 cycostin...
8 months ago
Search "wookie".
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 SparklyE...
8 months ago
« cycostinkoman : Search "wookie".
Was that a wookie banging Frida Kahlo?
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 eLJay
8 months ago
I too have chosen not to check out poops Oompa Loopma's. I feel I have chosen wisely. I have a love hate relationship with google. I love how I can google ANYTHING! I hate how my children can google something innocent and risk seeing something that isn't. I googled Miss Piggy a while back. And saw disturbing images there. Seriously, what the....????
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 SpamTrap
8 months ago
What are you guys talking about. I have obviously checked it, and the only disturbing (NSFW) thing I have seen was the 8th and 9th images on the page, but hey Oompa Loompas deserve to get a break sometimes too. (I refuse to link to the 9th, look it up for yourself if you want to)
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 Pocksuck...
8 months ago
« cycostinkoman : Search "wookie".
That's because you spelt it wrong - it's Wookiee...

Oh wait...

That's not really much better...
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