Plime/1The dangers of searching google : ATOM 0.3The dangers of searching google : ATOM 0.3www.plime.complime@plime.com2008, www.plime.com.2008-11-22T11:45:31+01:00<![CDATA[wildminou @ 2/12/2008 4:20:36 PM]]>200162
Once on plime, I'm guessing it was "the speak russian thread" a question was asked;

What is the air-speed v...]]>2008-02-12T16:20:36+01:002008-02-12T16:20:36+01:00
Once on plime, I'm guessing it was "the speak russian thread" a question was asked;

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

(yeah, I know, Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Do not search "Swallow" (the bird) in google image... never

When I think of that poor little kid who wants to find images of swallow for his school research:

- Why this woman have swallow poop in her mouth ?]]><![CDATA[runninutes @ 2/12/2008 2:19:09 PM]]>200083
Here's what ...]]>2008-02-12T14:19:09+01:002008-02-12T14:19:09+01:00
Here's what went back and forth between the voices in my head:
"Oh, crap - click the X button, fast..."
"Wait! This page is taking up the whole monitor, and there are no toolbars! What do I do now?"
"Uh... Uh... Turn off the monitor! That'll buy me some time!"
"OK, monitor's off. Now what?"
"I don't know!"
"Oh, well. Time for a hard reboot. Hope I didn't forget to save anything..."

Afterwards, I did some searching and found out about Alt+F4, which changed my life. :)]]><![CDATA[Pocksucket @ 2/6/2008 2:49:28 PM]]>195302« cycostinkoman : Search "wookie".That's because you spelt it wrong - it's Wookiee...

Oh wait...]]>2008-02-06T14:49:28+01:002008-02-06T14:49:28+01:00« cycostinkoman : Search "wookie".That's because you spelt it wrong - it's Wookiee...

Oh wait...

That's not really much better...]]><![CDATA[SpamTrap @ 2/6/2008 11:50:27 AM]]>1951668th ...]]>2008-02-06T11:50:27+01:002008-02-06T11:50:27+01:008th and 9th images on the page, but hey Oompa Loompas deserve to get a break sometimes too. (I refuse to link to the 9th, look it up for yourself if you want to)]]><![CDATA[eLJay @ 2/6/2008 11:39:06 AM]]>1951582008-02-06T11:39:06+01:002008-02-06T11:39:06+01:00<![CDATA[SparklyEyedGal181 @ 2/6/2008 11:24:18 AM]]>195152« cycostinkoman : Search "wookie".Was that a wookie banging Frida Kahlo?]]>2008-02-06T11:24:18+01:002008-02-06T11:24:18+01:00« cycostinkoman : Search "wookie".Was that a wookie banging Frida Kahlo?]]><![CDATA[cycostinkoman @ 2/6/2008 9:59:23 AM]]>1950872008-02-06T09:59:23+01:002008-02-06T09:59:23+01:00<![CDATA[badbud @ 2/5/2008 5:25:57 PM]]>1945832008-02-05T17:25:57+01:002008-02-05T17:25:57+01:00<![CDATA[Pocksucket @ 2/5/2008 1:45:47 PM]]>194431
Yes. I know. What a way to start the day.

I've just looked again with slightly less blurry eyes and noticed the URL for both the unsavoury Oompah Loompah images.
2008-02-05T13:45:47+01:002008-02-05T13:45:47+01:00
Yes. I know. What a way to start the day.

I've just looked again with slightly less blurry eyes and noticed the URL for both the unsavoury Oompah Loompah images.

Good to see the students of Columbia University are dedicated wholly to their intellectual growth and edification.]]><![CDATA[doodlechild @ 2/5/2008 4:05:36 AM]]>194218« pocksucket : Would they suffocate?not if you're very careful]]>2008-02-05T04:05:36+01:002008-02-05T04:05:36+01:00« pocksucket : Would they suffocate?not if you're very careful]]><![CDATA[pocksucket @ 2/5/2008 3:59:59 AM]]>194216« doodlechild : so thaaats what the blow hole is forWould they suffocate?]]>2008-02-05T03:59:59+01:002008-02-05T03:59:59+01:00« doodlechild : so thaaats what the blow hole is forWould they suffocate?]]><![CDATA[pocksucket @ 2/5/2008 3:59:37 AM]]>194215
Can't find it right now, but there was a thread about Google Image search terms that turn up unexpectedly obscene images. More recently I've been wondering if there are any words that don't turn up at least one d...]]>2008-02-05T03:59:37+01:002008-02-05T03:59:37+01:00
Can't find it right now, but there was a thread about Google Image search terms that turn up unexpectedly obscene images. More recently I've been wondering if there are any words that don't turn up at least one dubious image before the end of the first results page.]]><![CDATA[doodlechild @ 2/5/2008 3:56:11 AM]]>1942142008-02-05T03:56:11+01:002008-02-05T03:56:11+01:00<![CDATA[Nunkii @ 2/5/2008 3:09:00 AM]]>1941992008-02-05T03:09:00+01:002008-02-05T03:09:00+01:00<![CDATA[gammerus @ 2/5/2008 2:00:43 AM]]>1941762008-02-05T02:00:43+01:002008-02-05T02:00:43+01:00<![CDATA[heymrp @ 2/5/2008 1:10:47 AM]]>194152« cheeselog1234 : what's wrong with rosie?She is ugly. :)]]>2008-02-05T01:10:47+01:002008-02-05T01:10:47+01:00« cheeselog1234 : what's wrong with rosie?She is ugly. :)]]><![CDATA[gratheo @ 2/5/2008 1:10:35 AM]]>1941502008-02-05T01:10:35+01:002008-02-05T01:10:35+01:00<![CDATA[bluenutria @ 2/5/2008 1:09:39 AM]]>194149« cheeselog1234 : what's wrong with rosie?Many things.

hermrp:I will not look at your ...]]>
2008-02-05T01:09:39+01:002008-02-05T01:09:39+01:00« cheeselog1234 : what's wrong with rosie?Many things.

hermrp:I will not look at your Oompa Loompas!
I would hope not.]]><![CDATA[heymrp @ 2/5/2008 1:09:22 AM]]>1941482008-02-05T01:09:22+01:002008-02-05T01:09:22+01:00<![CDATA[cheeselog1234 @ 2/5/2008 1:03:25 AM]]>194144

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but yeah...there's some real winners there...]]><![CDATA[Moe @ 2/5/2008 12:52:08 AM]]>194140
Oompa loompas indeed!]]>2008-02-05T00:52:08+01:002008-02-05T00:52:08+01:00
Oompa loompas indeed!]]><![CDATA[Chez @ 2/5/2008 12:40:49 AM]]>194133
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The dangers of searching google
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I was searching for an image of Oompa Loompas for a lame joke in 2008-02-05T00:39:58+01:002008-02-05T00:39:58+01:00
I was searching for an image of Oompa Loompas for a lame joke in a post about a car that runs on chocolate, I came across a very disturbing image.

I know I am not the first this has happened to, and I am sure I won't be the last. This has probably even happened to YOU.

What happened to you? It wakes you up at night sometimes, doesn't it? That single haunting image impressing itself upon your dreams.

Post you stories here.

Please do not post any images unless they are garunteed suitable for work.




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By the way, here's the search I ran on the Oompa Loompas. What you see here you will never unsee. This image search is NSFW.

Google search: Oompa Loompas

I am NOT reeferring to the cartoon]]>