I recently received a chain e-mail that said the following:

As you may or may not be aware, I detest chain e-mails. But I decided to have a little fun this one.

I added two items to the list...

9. APPLE PIE

10. COOKIES



The meanings of them are as follows:

9. APPLE PIE – You are warm, friendly and trusting. You tend to indulge more than you should but end up being more of a follower than a leader. People tend to pity you for not stepping up to the plate and taking on challenges. You don’t seem to mind being in the passenger’s seat and allowing others to control you.

10. COOKIES – You are a whore.



Now, what I want to do is alter the original eight so that they mirror the style of the original, more like how APPLE PIE is written. Still a depressing and "that sucks" sort of message, but not the direct punch that COOKIES offers.

Any ideas?

By the way, it currently looks like this:


Now don't cheat on this one, go with the first dessert you choose! If all of the ten desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists
think about you.

After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert i n the subject box above.

ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.

DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR DESSERT CHOICE IN THE SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD IT.








Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon Meringue Pie

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

9. Apple Pie

10. Cookies









No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be.





OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCROLL DOWN---No Cheating








1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to help ing others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chance s. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.
You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

9. APPLE PIE – You are warm, friendly and trusting. You tend to indulge more than you should but end up being more of a follower than a leader. People tend to pity you for not stepping up to the plate and taking on challenges. You don’t seem to mind being in the passenger’s seat and allowing others to control you.

10. COOKIES – You are a whore.



SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS....INCLUDING ME! DON'T FORGET - PUT YOUR CHOICE
OF DESSERT IN 'SUBJECT BOX' ABOVE BEFORE YOU FORWARD

I thought this was going to be a geography thread.

"Pick a desert"

The Gobi



(With Chocolate syrup!)

Me too. I was pretty disappointed to see that I had picked 'Gobi' for nothing.

So I'm not the only one picturing medieval protective wear and arid environments. Heh.

The Patagonia Hash Brownie Desert

Alright, alright; you can move to the next round of the spelling bee. I fixed it now.

ok ok dep...

My rendition:

CARROT CAKE -- You care about a great many people, but they don't really care about you. They hang out with you because they feel sorry for you and your ineptitude. Your friends think you're funny. They get you drunk and watch you make a fool of yourself. Having you around helps them to feel better about their own lives.

From the original list, brownies.

'Cookies' is too generic and I can't believe you'd be so judgemental. :p

Pineapple Upside Down Cape

You have a creative side that fuels your love for arts and crafts. People like you are the only ones who have the patience to actually make a cake that is upside down. Fortunately for all of us, you have a dog at home, who loves to eat garbage ever since his tongue got removed from the cancerous sores your home made dog food gave him. Spot is taking scraps under the table tonight!

Vanilla Pudding

You are extremely caring and loving. You often spend afternoons thinking about the good things you could do for your neighbors and friends. Everyone loves you for that. We just wish you had a healthier hygiene habit. Seriously, you stink. We are telling you this because we are your friends, don't take it personally. Your mom sent us this nice basket of air fresheners for your, just hang them around the house where people cant see them.

Banana Split

You are high spirited and in love with life. People can often find you jogging in the park and arranging flowers. The problem is you are a huge tease to all of the members of the male gender. Your love for bananas is really giving them all a hard time. The way you slowly lick the whipped cream off it. Seriously, we cant concentrate. When you do that, we think of really naughty things. Also, sorry, but if you're male, and you picked this, you may need to explore your sexuality.

Chocolate cake with chocolate icing - You like to think of yourself as a risk taker, an adventurer. But in reality, you have not had an original thought in the last 20 years. I mean seriously, chocolate cake with chocolate frosting? Not only are you a sheep, you are also a lemming just looking for a cliff.

Ice cream - Ice cream is cold and so are you. You are one cold-hearted son of a b*tch. You probably laughed at the end of Old Yeller. Everyone thinks you are a prick.