After many years of internet activity, I've come to a disturbing conclusion.

75-80 percent of the unsolicited email I get is now focused on increasing the size and verility of my unit.

Since Al Gore created the Internet, I can only assume that he is directly involved and is thus, obessed with my junk.

I'm not happy about this.

He obviously wants to store excess carbon emissions in our massive, chemically enhanced phalli!

He's only interested with your "Carbon Unit Print".

(BTW: Title would make a great song title)
"Al Gore is Obsessed with My Penis,
Scooby dooby do"

To roughly quote Lewis Black:

Every five emails I get now is, "Would you like bigger breasts?" And I starting to think about it. I think it would be a nice addition to the act. During the silence I'd play with them. And when Im not funny anymore people will still come to see me... "He's not funny, but damn does he have a rack." If its not bigger breasts then its always the same... "If you want a big d**k: CLICK HERE."

click.. click... click... Click Click Click CLICK CLICK SMASH SMASH COME ON YOUR f**kER COME ON!!!

I SAID I WANTED A BIG d**k!

Its crazy, how far gone are we as a people to believe that taking a pill will increase the size of your penis. I think the people who are taking this pill are trying to feed the pill.. to their penis. "I guess he wasn't eating enough. I never realized his mouth was so small."

BT - I think everyone is obsessed with your penis.



Come on, everyone. If you're obsessed with BrownTrout's penis, say so!





Hi. My name is IcePigs and I'm obsessed with BrownTrout's Penis.

I had to quote that word, because it bared repeating.

My name is RowanGrey, and I am obsessed with BrownTrout's penis!

I keep getting those too, and I wonder if they know something I don't.

I have a penis too! Vote for my penis...

BrownTrout has a penis?

I'm Keroberos32 and I AM obsessed with the idea that BrownTrout is obsessed with the idea that Al Gore is obsessed with his penis.

Good quote.

I'm Spartacus.






And I'm obsessed with BrownTrout's penis.

I'm obsessed with BrownTrout's penis, and that's the inconvenient truth

I looked at my carbon footprint and I am obsessed w/ BT's penis.

I used to be obsessed with Browntrout's penis, but it's becoming increasingly uncool.
I guess I'll get me another obsession.

one question, is "it" green?

My name is clscott and I am obSEXed with BT's manhood.

I'm Spartacus

No, I'm Spartacus