*Batteries not included*

Funny piece, great post!

Good stuff. I was going to mention about the bugs, I don't like raid. But I don't like killing them most of the time so men aren't helpful there either, they don't want to capture and release.

I feel so useless now.

As well you should!

I'm not sure that being gay is a requirement of eating ice cream, watching Idol with a girl and commenting on Ryan's persuasions.

You still have some uses....for now....

the car still can't drive itself for me. hop to it.

What do you mean "funny piece"?

It's all true!

I was a little worried when I saw Vista on the list, until I read it.
:)

I bet men invented most of those.
I still feel useful.

Where is the kissing simulator?

If you start feeling desperate:

I know some women who would find this very sexist...they never needed men for any (well almost any) of the above listed items.

I'm already at LOL by item two on the list. Hardware stores are "too complicated for most women"? For serious?

Honestly, though, like Interesting said, women have been doing almost all this stuff for *ages*. And whoever said men invented most of the stuff on the list, well, that must be because men are just smarter, right? Thank God there's never been a system in society that prevented and still prevents women from reaching their full academic, particularly engineering, potential. What a relief, right?

They needed to slip in a Vista bashing in there , didn't they.
Come on people, Vista bashing is getting old.