Oh, so only guys have to quit with the self-service?

*whew*

Yeah, it's still hot when you ladies do it.

I've always wondered and there's never been a good post for this - is mutual masturbation an oxymoron?

Damn nutjobs.

If gods didn't want us to whack off, they wouldn't have given us such conveniently shaped hands!

Edit: It seems to be a hoax/parody, might be better off under "humor".

I find the picture incredibly ironic and funny.

I guess if you're on West Hastings you might have to service yourself..... or head to East Hastings where you can get 'help'... hehe.

Man this guy's thinking about it way too much...

C'mon, spank your monkey and get it over with!!

All the cool kids are doing it!

Only in Massachusetts, Tennessee, and parts of Utah.

I know, I have a bicycle grip down there.

Another way to quit masturbating: Get married.
Oh, wait.
Never mind.

"When you bathe, never, never, never admire yourself in a mirror."

But I'm so sexy!

You should have a "why is stopped" section on the site.

Cuz i cant think of a damned reason to.

"DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT EVER use mayonnaise on your sandwich. It will trigger thoughts of other things which you must avoid thinking about."

Step 1: Eradicate all cum-like substances from your diet.

"If you are a female, stay away from the hot dogs, carrots, cucumbers and Italian sausage!"

Step 2: Don't enter a grocery store. Avoid all phallic symbols. And for the love of GOD, don't ever vist the Washington monument.

"And girls, NEVER put a candle on the table and light it, pretending you have class. Candles are used for only one purpose and you know what that is!"

Step 3: Put away that lavendar-scented wax pillar of sin and degragation.

Just wait. In 3 years, this guy's gonna be storing ladies' toes in his freezer.

[quote]"Candles are used for only one purpose and you now what that is!"
quote]

Umm Lighting?

I'm giving it up for lent. God help me.

You want God to help you masturbate?!

I've heard about people like you.