I think you mean, hand jobs are to blow jobs what walkmen are to ipods.

Or, blowjobs are the new black.

No handjobs?? That's like playing baseball with only 1 base.

Hand jobs are only fun when she has leprosy.

Corrected

Don't hate on the hand job. Hand jobs are f**kin' awesome! Don't get me wrong - 9.5 times out of 10 I prefer a good blow job, but hand jobs definitely have an irreplaceable place in the world.

A world without hand jobs is a world I don't want any part of.

I've never said no to a hand job....


And for any of you women who need practice, I do give lessons...

I love HJs.

Sometimes I prefer them to anything else.

Wankers

My friend George had a hand job until he was pushed onto a hot iron...

no they are not over, their are just to many.....uneducated strokers out there so a great deal of handjobs just don't live up to what we can do ourselves. I on the other hand gave my buddy chris an amazing one 2 days ago :)