Acute management of the zipper-entrapped penis Posted: 5 months ago by bornbad
"A zipper-entrapped penis is a painful predicament that can be made worse by overzealous intervention. Described is a simple, basic approach to release, that is the least traumatic to both patient and provider."
*oh, the humanity*
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Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week.
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Barbed Cat Penis Posted: 11 months ago by AutumnLotus
For all species of the cat family, mating is painful. It's not the biting that hurts the female, it's the male's penis, which is barbed with more than 100 tiny hooks.

A lioness mates up to more than 100 times a day!
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Home penis enlargment ends in painful death Posted: 2 years ago by misswinkle
Allegedly, the hair tonic remedy injected into the penis did not work. WTF?
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A Healthy penis is a happy penis Posted: 9 months ago by 2manyusernames
The HEALTHY PENIS campaign is back in San Francisco. The campaign was first implemented in 2002. It proved to be highly effective in raising awareness about syphilis and persuading gay men to get screened, which led to a significant decrease in syphilis cases.
this is the organization's official website. The program was discussed here
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Home penis enlargement ends in painful death Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A coroner found a man who had repeatedly self-injected his member with hair tonic had taken his own life to end the painful side effects.
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A mind dismembered: In search of the magical penis thieves Posted: 1 year ago by psycmoe
Culture-bound syndromes, Nigeria, and disappearing penises.

"And as he felt his penis shrink, Wasiu Karimu screamed and demanded the woman put his penis back. The conductor told them both to get off the bus, and a crowd closed in on the accused, not doubting for an instant that the woman could do such a thing. But as soon as she saw trouble coming, Bad Teeth said, she replaced Wasiu’s manhood, so when the police took him down to the station, they thought he was lying and arrested him instead."
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German Lego Giraffe Penis Repeatedly Stolen Posted: 3 months ago by pocksucket
In the entrance to the Legoland Discovery Centre on Potsdamer Platz stands a Lego giraffe. Most of the time it has a 30cm long penis also made of Lego. On four occasions the penis has been stolen by tourists...
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Lawyer wants to use a plaster cast of client's penis for testimony Posted: 1 year ago by mutil8or
The lawyer for a Lansdale man accused of raping a 13-year-old girl wants to have a plaster cast made of his client's penis to use as evidence at his trial that he didn't commit the crime.
On a personal note -give me five minutes with this sick f**k and they will need to plaster his entire his entire
body....
Earlier story about this s**tbag here
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Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery Posted: 7 months ago by kakana
Just one month after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery, a patient of a Moscow plastic surgery clinic has asked the doctors to restore the original size of his penis.
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A phantom penis, and how to remove it Posted: 12 months ago by bingo
An intriguing paper in Acta Medica Okayama. Titled "Phantom erectile penis after sex reassignment surgery", it's a report by a group of surgeons at Okayama University in Japan.

They describe a twist on "phantom limb" syndrome, in which people who have lost a limb still experience sensation in it. Their patient experienced a phantom erect penis.
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Woman at large with hubby's severed penis Posted: 2 years ago by misswinkle
"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there,'' Lt-Col Kornwat said.
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What's a penis worth? $795,000, court rules Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation.
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