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 The 49 Year Old Virgin
The 49 Year Old Virgin
We haven't made love in 9 years. 9 years. We haven't made love. Or f**ked, or boinked, or screwed, or bumped uglies (I hate that one), or schtupped, or covered each other's bodies in
hershey's syrup and licked our initials into each other, or had any real romantic connection at all. I understand why. She knows. She tries to get interested. She loves me, and I love her, but it's
not romantic love, it's more like brother-sister love (not that kind, pervert), or good friends love. picked by bornbad 2 years ago
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