A former prison secretary has been sentenced to six months in federal prison for having sex with an inmate she was supposed to be supervising, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's office in the District of Colorado said Friday. picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

The charge was rape because prison inmates are, by law, incapable of consensual sex.

How did they decide that? picked by jhordie 8 months ago

Boise Police and Ada County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a man just released from prison for robbing a bank near the Boise Towne Square this afternoon. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Charged with seven other inmates, he should have tried to conceal it with a blanket, they said. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

A prison spokesman said "The two were not supposed to be put in the same cell..."

Duh!!! picked by tigertony 9 months ago

A terminally ill southwest Idaho man died in prison despite attempts by his family to use a medical parole plan that would have allowed him to die at home with his family.

This is really sad. picked by muppet 12 months ago

"We couldn't let such a nice prison burn down," Ronny Stenberg said.

I would imagine this quote was taken just before his fellow inmates kicked his @ss. picked by proverb 2 years ago

A federal appeals court has rejected an Alabama inmate's bid to build a fire in a pit at a state prison as part of his religious worship. Tony Lee Smith, 38, wanted to build a fire at St. Clair Correctional Facility to practice an ancient polytheistic Nordic religion called Odinism. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

A woman pleaded guilty to using a false ID badge to enter a corrections facility while posing as an attorney so she could have sex with an inmate picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

A Roman Catholic priest who had sex with two inmates while working as a chaplain at a women's prison was sentenced Monday to two years in federal prison.

Couldn't help but read the priest's name as Inmate picked by barwench 2 years ago

A man suspected of impersonating an undercover police officer was arrested after he tried to stop a real Oakland undercover police officer.
*Ya ever wonder about these people?* picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

An offbeat South Carolina prison inmate has filed a handwritten lawsuit seeking $63 quintillion from Michael Vick.
(you gotta read about this guy's reasons) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Prison plans, blueprints, security codes and data stolen from French prison before even opening the place for inmates.
Link to original article.
It is not less hilarious just because it did not happen in Florida. picked by ThirdEye 9 months ago

This five star prison even includes a gym, indoor court and even your own cell comes with its own television. Prison of dreams for the criminals.

Un-fugging-believable picked by Doggylives 8 months ago

An Alameda County Superior Court judge ruled Thursday there is enough evidence to have former BART police Officer Johannes Mehserle stand trial on a murder charge for fatally shooting Oscar Grant III. Mehserle, 27, shot 22-year-old Grant once in the back as he lay face down on the platform of the Fruitvale BART station early on New Year's Day. picked by bornbad 6 months ago

A federal prison inmate got himself listed on the ballot for Idaho's May 27 primary as a Democratic presidential candidate, the state's top election official said. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

A 19-year-old German woman has escaped from prison by hiding in a friend's suitcase. The fugitive hid inside the large case when her 17-year-old fellow inmate was released from the youth prison in northwest Germany on Friday. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Women at a prison outside Gothenburg have decided to fight for their right to a decent sun tan. Sweden's Justice Ombudsman has received a letter in which the women bemoan the fact that they are not permitted to wear bikinis. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

A Boise Police officer was cited for driving under the influence Saturday morning – but didn’t show up on the arrest list on the Ada County Sheriff’s Office website. The omission is leading some to ask if an officer is treated differently than the general public. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Even Miss Cleo saw this one coming. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago