Pemberton Fire Services rescued a naked man from the chimney of a Tesco Express.

Police promptly arrested him on suspicion of burglary (and probably being naked in the chimney of a Tesco Express - I'm sure that, if not illegal, it's at least unwise). picked by pocksucket 1 year ago

In Bay City, MI, a naked young man said to police he was having problems with his parents and walked to a Catholic church without so much as a pair of shoes on - in sub-zero weather. A funeral was going on inside the church and several people called to report him. He apparently cursed at police and refused to cooperate and was tasered in the parking lot. picked by equinox 9 months ago

Extract from the BBC series The Life of Mammals focusing on a certain type of mole rat not famed for wearing things.

Fun fact - the naked mole rat is Sir David Attenborough's absolute least favourite animal. He thinks they are very ugly indeed. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who made headlines earlier this year when he claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, claims he was stripped, robbed and left naked in his Rolls-Royce by three women. The veracity of the "crime" is in question. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

A housewife, who took legal action against her neighbour after she saw him doing chores outside naked, told a court that she has been put off by sausages for life since then. picked by kakana 3 months ago

WHITE HOT NAKED NAKED MOLE RATS DOING THE NAKED NASTY!! picked by Moe 2 years ago

BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

--Those wacky Germans again! picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

Be sure to check out the comments. picked by suebe 1 month ago

A robber not only carted away cash and belongings but before that had the cheek to lie naked beside a woman whose house he'd broken into. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Police in Victoria, British Columbia, were alerted by startled motorists to a car on the Trans Canada Highway with a naked man and two naked women having sex. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

A woman hid in her hotel bathroom after a grossly intoxicated naked stranger wandered into her and her husband's Queenstown room and fell asleep on their bed. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist."

*alcohol may have been involved* picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

A French pole vaulting champion has run naked with his pole through the streets of Paris and posted the video on the Internet, hoping to draw attention to his quest for a new sponsorship deal. picked by kakana 8 months ago

- A South Florida man who police say was naked and belligerent has died after officers Tased him.

Where did this happen ? picked by mutil8or 2 years ago

A man who makes his living posing for pictures with tourists as "The Naked Cowboy" in New York's Times Square plans to run for mayor on a platform of "bringing transparency to a whole new level." picked by nateebiinature 4 months ago

The Royal Opera House has been forced to withdraw one of its posters after a performer who appears naked in the centre of the image claimed it had been unflatteringly distorted.

What, a couple of inches gone! picked by topofall 2 years ago

update to this...

The $6 million lawsuit filed by the New York City street performer known as The Naked Cowboy against M&Ms candy maker Mars Inc can go forward on grounds of trademark infringement, a judge ruled on Monday. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

It's a webcam. With Naked Mole Rats.

Have fun. picked by davbob 2 years ago

A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Nine officers were consigned to desk duty after questions arose over a celebration party turned naked. After completion of training to serve in special tactical units the officers played a game that involved taking photos of their nude bodies while holding police-issued sub-machine guns. picked by equinox 10 months ago