Oh, I've seen this sheep. See, the thing about this sheep... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin', and yer pants get wet, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

Hoosk??? Ever watch Tru Blood?

Nope...but I haver drunk a bottle of Chardonay and plimed with the devil before a pale moonlight.

This looks like a job for...

And you thought it was only a movie!

It isn't that they are just carnivorous. The problem is their bite carries a horrible virus. A virus that will curse you into turning into a weresheep!

I came in here just to mention that movie.

I've never heard of such a thing...how about ewe?

No, I am pretty baaaaad at keeping up with my sheep news sadly.

This is sheer insanity.

I'm not sure I believe it. I think they may be trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

I knew this already.

While posing with one of the beasts my daughter shows at the fair each year, this years lamb intuitively knew that my mother was the weak, having just gotten over her pacemaker surgery.



I had to drop the camera when she went after my mother and put her in a sleeper hold to get her back in her cage.




Sadly, she was not eaten this year, the breeder bought her back for more breeding more bloodthirsty lambs.

/shudders

Yes, we the sheep will rise up against cruel humanity, and kill (and eat) you all!


...Oh, did I say that out loud? I was totally joking. I am not a sheep. Sheep cannot use the internets! Why... why are you looking at me like that... wait... I'm a good sheep! Noooo!

*We are experiencing technical difficulties. The Grim Jestor is not a sheep.*

This completely invalidates veganism. These sheep show that the best thing to do is eat meat.