I just got an education I'm not sure I really wanted.

The person before me on this computer or the person before me on the whole world wide web?

I believe it is the person before you on that website. The content seems too silly - I got: "average cost to ship feces" and "balls"

This data is interesting when you are bored and want to know what people are really searching for

I think it's kind of stupid and wonder if it really was the person before me's search or just some random results.

Sounds like someone's getting nervous!

No. I tried it and got Lemon pie.

:::shrug:::

oh...kinky!!! :D

Kinky?

You free Friday night?

yep...wanna go to a pie shop?

mmmmmmmm, banana cream.

lol,you're on!!!! (....I think)

How'd they know?? :{}

And this is what happens when too many plimates play...I got this.

Ha!

Magical ape kittens? Really?

edit: And now I've just googled the phrase "I want to have sex with my sister." Time to delete the browser history.

Ever heard of a Freudian Google?

I keep getting the results for "Why do I suck engagement penis" - I've gotten it like 6 times already.

Um, pretty sure Google saves your history for you whether you want them to or not. Great. ;)

You can clear your google history as well. they'll still know it was searched on, but it's no longer tagged to you.

...I'm the only employee.

I got a rock:

"Hey lizzie
Someone really needs to get in touch with you
In the mean time mystery google will be back shortly"


wha wha waaaah