Scientists who were definitely All f**ked Up have found the long-sought treatment that soothes troubled heroin addicts: Heroin.
*new improved story thanx to Bingo* picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

A new form of heroin is out there, called "Cheese", a blend of antihistamines, painkiller and heroin, $2 a hit.

Suddenly, Cheese just isn't as much fun as it used to be. picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

Swiss voters backed a scheme allowing heroin addicts to obtain the drug under prescription, angering conservatives who believe crime will rise as result. picked by Bornbad 12 months ago

A 5-year-old New York boy brought small packets of heroin to his day care center and told other children it was candy. Hilarity ensues - in the Emergency Room. picked by Moe 2 years ago

Four Texas elementary school students are being tested for HIV and other blood-borne diseases after a student found a heroin needle at recess and poked herself and three other students. picked by muppet 1 year ago

He was born addicted to heroin, with meth, alcohol and cocaine also in his system. Months premature, he weighed only two pounds. His birth mother, who was on public assistance, abandoned him in the hospital. No one expected him to survive. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

Police found two kids, heroin and drug paraphernalia in a Boise home - putting two parents behind bars. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Three drug dealers accidentally left behind a kilo of heroin when returning a rental car. The stash, worth $75,000, was hidden in a first-aid kit and was discovered by cleaning staff. picked by mitzuzake 2 years ago

Police have arrested a New Mexico man accused of trading heroin for a woman in Santa Fe.

Investigators say the woman told them she was first traded back in October by her brother for drugs picked by mutil8or 2 years ago

"She said on one occasion, after a drug buy, that she shot heroin while driving before passing it to her son in the back seat so he could use the drug."

No punishment is too harsh for this woman. picked by cecilberman 1 month ago

A single dose of heroin now runs between $5-$10, which makes it more easily accessible to everyone--- including teenagers. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

The Local Government Association warned that the worst cases of obesity will be increasingly seen as evidence of "parental neglect," and that social workers will have to step in to offer advice to protect the child's welfare. picked by bernardblack 1 year ago

By the time Suleyman Ergun was 21, he was the world’s biggest heroin dealer.
At the height of his powers he was a multimillionaire and his favorite tipple was a bottle of champagne with eight grams of cocaine dumped into it. Today, he is almost penniless and lives with his mum. He’s 39. What happened? picked by bernardblack 1 year ago

Heroin. Che Mat Nor Musa, 37, married Wook Kundor, 106, in 2006. Ms Kondor states that the marriage has been a happy one. Police in Terengganu state that he has been taking heroin. No-one has stated whether these two things are linked. picked by pocksucket 5 months ago

that her father put in her backpack. No, it wasn't cocaine or heroin. Much worse. Vitamin C. picked by JoshSF49 12 months ago

But critics say the efforts amount to a dangerous step toward legalizing drugs. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

My back hurts. This has been my first thought upon waking every morning for just over two years. At this point I dread sleep, knowing that, at some point, I'll have to wake up. I am a heroin addict picked by darthsmall 1 year ago

Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing. picked by funkfrost 1 year ago

Medical care in the United States is derided as miserable compared to health care systems in the rest of the developed world. Economists, government officials, insurers, and academics beat the drum for a far larger government role in health care. Much of the public assumes that their arguments are sound because the calls for change are so ubiquitous and the topic so complex. Before we turn to gove... read full post picked by shuallyo 4 months ago

Dear Parents,

You child is fat. Just so you know that we know that he is fat.

Sincerely,
English Government picked by proverb 2 years ago