Good for you, boy. picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

Fat Boy the pony discovered the joy of fermented apples and probably would have been fine if it weren't that, like so many humans before him, he decided that going for a swim would be a good idea. picked by pocksucket 1 year ago

Infant had blood alcohol of 0.364. picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

A patrol officer stopped a car for suspicious driving and found to his surprise that a drunk mother had let her one-year-old son take the wheel. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Believed to be just a few months old, it was found weak and struggling by a member of the public in Gobowen, Shropshire. The hedgehog, which is not an albino, weighed just 110g when she was delivered to the rescue centre at the end of July. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

They are small and prickly and are the very latest must-have pets. Would-be owners are will happily wait up to a year and will travel any distance to get their hands on an African pygmy hedgehog. The cute pets are a quarter of the size of a normal hedgehog and are fully domesticated and don't carry diseases or fleas. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Some people, they came home to a squirrel who had eaten their fermented pumpkins. They did what any good citizen of the 21st century would do, and took video footage.

(Posted a year ago by Browntrout) picked by psycmoe 1 year ago

A Frenchman was arrested for drunk driving after taking his car to a police station to distribute Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets. picked by topofall 2 months ago

Some guy drunk dials 911... and is promptly arrested.

This would probably top any of my own stupid drinking stories. picked by ceflory 2 years ago

*Or flip-flops as they are sometimes known.

Police in Torbay are handing out the lightweight footwear to drunken women staggering in heels or walking barefoot.

This story comes in a week when the Heelarious high heeled shoes for infants went on sale in the UK.

Perhaps when these children grow up, the extra training will mean they will be able to walk in heels, no matter how drunk picked by pocksucket 12 months ago

A 65-year-old amateur pilot was arrested for flying drunk after a rescue helicopter had to guide him to the airfield in Schoengleida, Germany. He had drunk wine and beer before taking off, and continued to drink while flying.

”Come on, I know you’re down there,” he radioed. ”Where the bloody hell have you hidden yourself?” picked by Bingo 3 months ago

Finally, a drunk driver that didn't kill anyone, but not for lack of trying. picked by arsphidius 2 years ago

Autopsy reports show a homeless man crushed to death in a bale of recycled papers was very drunk when the accident happened. picked by muppet 12 months ago

A New York republican congressman who admitted to fathering a child out of wedlock with a woman who bailed him out of jail on a drunk driving charge this month announced Monday that he will not run for re-election. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

Hours: I haven't eaten since... Noon. God, is that right? No nevermind. I had a cookie at 4. On College Humor, could not find the original artist, still funny though. picked by Akstika 2 years ago

Larry drunk dials Katie... aaaaaall night. picked by beckinacea 2 years ago

A Greymouth woman who drove herself to the police station to get a ride home because she was too drunk to drive, had her licence automatically suspended last night. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Fun little hedgehog launching game. Try and get into space! picked by mango-fox 1 year ago

McDonald's Corporation has redesigned the cups for its McFlurry dessert so that they no longer posed a danger to the spiky woodland creatures. The British Hedgehog Preservation Society has campaigned for years against the containers. picked by MandolinOrange 2 years ago