I think it's supposed to say "phallus-shaped lollipop".

I need brain bleach now anyway.

This isn't really uncommon... at all. I've seen so many similar pictures of peers I now hesitate over that "view photos" button.

I'm so annoyed at this nonesense. What right does a school have to punish students for what they do during their off time? Unless it was on campus, that responsibility lies with the parents and the police (if need be)

Leave the whores alone please, they hate the attention.
Also, whores, please stop talking about parties and drinking while you make my filet-o-fish sandwich. I constantly am having to position the cheese and filet on the center of the bun. And not to go on a rant but, the only thing your job consists of is putting things on the center of a bun. I understand that you have to wait a couple years to become strippers, but come on.