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 The Stabby Hat
The Stabby Hat
Under most circumstances, a metal spike jabbing you in the head is not likely to elicit a smile. Unless, of course, you’re wearing the "Happiness Hat" created by designer Lauren McCarthy. picked by suebe 3 weeks ago
tags stabby hat smile metal spike happiness
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 Bornbad
3 weeks ago
Looks like fun.
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 Chez
3 weeks ago
She would make the Joker proud.
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 Jerry520
3 weeks ago
That's so stupid.
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 lynxears
3 weeks ago
She obviously hasn't done enough research: Studies have *also* shown that those who have to continuously hide their emotions (such as flight attendants, for example) report a much higher degree of stress.

We aren't made to continually put on a happy face, to the point of denial of our true feelings.
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 bunnysut...
3 weeks ago
Her knitted brow belies her smile.
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 jhordie
3 weeks ago
Her smile doesn't look very genuine and it looks like she has a pained expression.

The first time that thing jabbed me in the head it would piss me off and the thing would go flying...

And probably poke someone's eye out.
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 partymon...
3 weeks ago
Why would anybody want to be happy all the time?
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 maven
3 weeks ago
Even worse, why would anybody want to FAKE being happy all the time?

That's depressing...Forcing a smile sometimes is good, but smiling fakely just means you fake emotions, and that's not healthy.
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 lumberja...
3 weeks ago
This isn't new. My wife knitted one for me years back. Except the spines didn't stab you in the head and it wasn't a hat, it was underwear. But other than that..
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 cycostin...
3 weeks ago
Put your hand over her smile and its pretty easy to see what emotion she actually had.
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 bingo
3 weeks ago
« cycostinkoman : Put your hand over her smile and its pretty easy to see what emotion she actually had.
Yeah, she thinks it's stupid too.
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 theshirt...
3 weeks ago
...Why?
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 Qpon
3 weeks ago
"An MIT grad now studying at UCLA, McCarthy said she was inspired by research that shows even a forced smile can intensify positive emotions in people."

How did this person graduate from MIT... and where is this mickey mouse research?

She could be right though! If I see someone forcibly smiling while someone holds a gun to their head it'll make my day ... cause, you know, she was smiling.

(pardon the pun)
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 Moe
3 weeks ago
I am amazed that no one has yet seen the true insidious nature of this hat.

Mark my words. Within a year, the UK government will distribute these to all citizens and then use their extensive CCTV system to ensure that they are worn at all times.

From there it spreads.
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 WeeBeast...
3 weeks ago
Psycho Smurf Hat of DOOM!
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