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 Man used penis to assault female police officer
Man used penis to assault female police officer
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." picked by cycostinkoman 2 years ago
tags man penis police assault
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 Moogle
2 years ago
TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!
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25
 DAVEthef...
2 years ago
*poke*
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 drogue
2 years ago
We call that "Tuesday" 'round here....
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 tigerton...
2 years ago
The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face
Either this dude is really tall or the police officer is really short.
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 petrsall...
2 years ago
yeah, i think the wording of this story makes it sound like more than it is- something that should be a paragraph at best in the news of the weird section.
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 Interest...
2 years ago
Evasive action...where was her taser? That should have settled the matter very quickly.
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 brittni
2 years ago
Was she sitting down? And if so.......why??????

Additionally, the guy was drunk. The drunk are notorious for not being especially speedy.
But he was still able to
-get up,
-cross to her,
-expose himself,
-try to use his penis as a propeller,
-and aim it in her direction.

Of course she took evasive action. She probably had two full minutes before he even got it out of his underwear.
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 catappr
2 years ago
I can't imagine how he stood over her. There's nothing in the article to tell that the woman tripped or something.. He was standing over her.. this means he was either really really tall or the police woman was sitting down. Why was she sitting down?
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 noom
2 years ago
Thank for your post.

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 BLANSETT...
2 years ago
« brittni : Was she sitting down? And if so.......why??????

Additionally, the guy was drunk. The drunk are notorious for not being especially speedy.
But he was still able to
-get up,
-cross to her,
-expose himself,
-try to use his penis as a propeller,
-and aim it in her direction.

Of course she took evasive action. She probably had two full minutes before he even got it out of his underwear.
She was probably sitting there wondering "What the hell is that guy doing...why is he grabbing his zipper...what the...holy hell!"
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 brittni
2 years ago
« BLANSETTBABE : She was probably sitting there wondering "What the hell is that guy doing...why is he grabbing his zipper...what the...holy hell!"
I think I would wonder what the holy hell if he were sober, but not so much if alcohol is involved. Drinking leading to surprising behavior is not only a frequent occurrence, but often the point. As a cop you have to expect the unexpected, even if it's a penis. I could be thinking that because I live by a college campus, though.
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 tubs
2 years ago
He suffered from a fit of ultra-violence on his way home from the milk bar.
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