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 Turd Transplant, a real medical procedure.
Turd Transplant, a real medical procedure.
...what we do is take normal stool from a normal person, make an extract of it, put it in a blender with water, take two tablespoons of that cocktail, and introduce it into the patient's body.

donteatpoop, indeed. picked by gnikgnok 3 years ago
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 nesbynic...
3 years ago
HILIRAIOUS IS THIS TRUE!
BRINGS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM YOUARE WHAT YOU EAT!!!!
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 gnikgnok
3 years ago
« nesbyniccolo : HILIRAIOUS IS THIS TRUE!
I think it is true, but I'm waiting for our resident poop-expert to weigh in...
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 fatfredd...
3 years ago
John: Doc this medicine taste like shi* - it even looks like there is corn in the solution. Doc: Funny thing about that, see, I have some good news and some bad news...
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 donteatp...
3 years ago
I still think they spelled Dr. Aas wrong.
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 ReBoot
3 years ago
« donteatpoop : I still think they spelled Dr. Aas wrong.
Perhaps they were going for subtlety?
(Did I just spell that right?)
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 sfeldner
3 years ago
This reminds me of a similar situation that I encountered while I was doing a stint as a physician's assistant. A patient, Mr Zakrocjmiski came it to the clinic and he was a terrible color of light-blue in his face and on his neck. Here is the conversation that ensued:
Mr. Z: "Doc, I'm all blue in the face."
Doc: "Yes, I see that. Let's have a look..."
The doctor examined Mr. Z... He looked into his ears, his eyes and his mouth and gave a knowing smile. He left the room and returned with what looked like a quart-sized plastic container full of chocolate pudding.
Doc: "Here Mr. Z, take 2 tablespoons of this morning, noon and night until it's gone and come back to see me."
Mr Z: "Okay!"
Luckily I was working on the day that Mr. Z came back for his followup appointment.
Mr. Z: "Doc! That stuff worked great! I'm not blue in the face anymore!"
Doc: "Yes, I can see that..."
Mr. Z: "But doc, that stuff tasted like s**t!"
Doc: "It was. You were a quart low"
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 BrownTro...
3 years ago
I think I'll arrange to have my own sh*t frozen just in case I ever need this procedure in the future.

...even though the thought of eating my own poo is only a thin notch above eating someone else's.
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