Here we go again ... another case of the use of tax dollars (fortunately not mine!) to fight crime.

The Case of the Dangerous Dentist.

If they make "making grillz" illegal, only criminals will "make grillz"...

Okay, that's funny. Gives new meaning to the old phrase about being thought a fool as opposed to opening one's mouth and removing all doubt...

Wait a minute... are you insulting me?

I think it's insulting the "grillz". People might guess that you're a moron but as soon as you open your mouth and your "grillz" show then they KNOW you're a moron.

Personally I think BT is a moron. :) Thats why I Likes hims!


Seriously though, I'm pioneering a diamond-bone implant procedure I've already got clients lined up around the BLOCK!

Hey! I can replace your corneas with pink ice! Dang!

But seriously.. since we're on the subject. I love these kidz working the checkout counter with TWELVE CARAT chunks of glass mounted in painted pig-iron dangling from their stretched earlobes.... I mean c'mon! I know Busta Rhymes has a REAL pair.. but who the F*ck do they think they are kidding? Like a kid who makes six bucks an hour could ever afford half a million in crushed carbon? Hahahaha.... Poor, poor deluded souls.

Exactly! Sometimes I have a way with words, other times i...not..have way...

Weird. Who came up with the "grillz" anyway?

Why would anyone want to wear bling bling in their mouth? Doesn't it make them talk funny? or I guess just look stupid.

And what Autumn said...whose brilliant idea was this?