I can see this schoolteacher must be in a quandary: she's either lying very strange lies, or she is particularly stupidly gullible.

Good thing he wasn't treating her for a dental problem!

She is letting an AIRLINE PILOT diagnose and treat her because he "claimed he was in talks with a gynaecologist"?

Hope he doesn't know a proctologist.

She may need to be institutionalized for her own safety!


Edit: I wonder if they have considered adding "practicing medicine without a license" charge. Seriously.

I wonder when she figured it out? Before or after the ointment hit her in the face?

And people wonder why the educational system is going down the toilet.

...OMG this is genius *goes to buy a 20-pack of ointment*

It's really too bad that he wasn't the flight instructor for a certain group of terrorists about 6 years ago.

Sadly, he'll probably still be able to fly when this is all over, but I still won't be able to take a travel-size toothpaste on a plane.

A round of applause for the world in which we live, folks!

kevin

-- by the way, the avatar on this story just makes my day!

wait, WHAT?

That's right, that ointment I gave you was all a clever ruse intended to trick you into sleeping with me.

Perfect theme pic!!!

The woman needs a shrink.

I'm calling Shennanigans on the woman. Nobody is that stupid.

And a preppy, pretentious pretend Irish restaraunt would want to know, Why?

This is a prime example of why stupid people have more kids than intelligent people.

Heh! Actually, I'm referencing an old South Park episode, but perhaps you knew this?

;)