The Skippy List tags military humor soldier armyExplanations of these events: a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.) c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.) d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. (“What about especially patriotic porn?”) e) I was just minding my own business, when something happened. (“Schwarz...what is *that*?” said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of my car? "Um....a rubber sheep...I can explain why that's there....") I present you the 213 things Skippy can't do in the US Army... picked by 2manyusernames 3 years ago |
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The Skippy List Explanations of these events: a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.) c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.) d) Was the resul... read full post picked by 2manyusernames 3 years ago 0 comments edit related share plime.com |
In a precedent-setting decision, an Israeli court has ruled that a dead soldier's family can have his sperm impregnated into the body of a woman he never met - agreeing to register any children born as a result of the insemination as children (heirs) of the deceased. picked by Browntrout 3 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
A soldier claimed Wednesday that his promotion was blocked because he had claimed in a lawsuit that the Army was violating his right to be an atheist. picked by MandolinOrange 2 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
"Andrew Velez idolized his older brother, Freddy. So when Freddy joined the Army and went to fight in the Middle East, Andrew followed. Now both brothers are dead—but only one of them is being called a hero." 1 comments edit related share plime.comHeart breaking story. picked by xiatethebish 2 years ago |
As a soldier in the British Army, Rogers Jean-Baptiste served proudly in Iraq. He volunteered for a second tour of duty and upon discharge he received an exemplary rating. Fast forward...His application for citizenship has been denied because he was not in the UK 5 years ago - he was fighting FOR the UK in Iraq! picked by bernardblack 1 year ago 3 comments edit related share plime.com |
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Register on this site, and they send you an email in 3-5 days with information on how to contact a US soldier that has been deployed. Some can't write back due to where they are located, but the support is appreciated. picked by xiatethebish 2 years ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
"A soldier who saved the life of a young puppy in Iraq and expected to bring him back home with her could see her dog executed by her U.S. superiors." picked by Rivenwar 1 year ago 8 comments edit related share world |
Frank Buckles, at age 108 is the last surviving soldier of World War I. In the year 1917 at age 16, Frank was too young to enlist. So he said he lied to the army recruiter and joined the world war against Germany, who planned world domination. "I didn't lie, I just misrepresented," Frank says with a laugh picked by mutil8or 6 months ago 2 comments edit related share world |
For 27 months, Ian Fisher, his parents and friends, and the U.S. Army allowed Denver Post reporters and a photographer to watch and chronicle his recruitment, induction, training, deployment, and, finally, his return from combat. A selection of photos from Ian’s journey are posted in the link. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
CNN - A U.S. soldier convicted of rape and murder two decades ago will be executed December 10 in the nation's first military execution since 1961, the Army said Thursday. picked by psycmoe 1 year ago 0 comments edit related share world |
US Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Thursday praised an Army soldier in eastern Afghanistan who drew media attention this month after rushing to defend his post from attack while wearing pink boxer shorts and flip-flops. 3 comments edit related share plime.comIn fact, Mr Gates said he wants to meet the soldier and shake his hand the next time he visits Afghanistan. **Update to This Story picked by bingo 6 months ago |
The American soldier who went missing June 30 from his base in eastern Afghanistan and was later confirmed to have been captured, appeared on a video posted Saturday to a Web site by the Taliban. picked by nateebiinature 4 months ago 1 comments edit related share world |
A California mother who lost her son in the Iraq war gained a little piece of his heart. The Army shipped his puppy from Iraq to bring solace to the mourning mom. 0 comments edit related share plime.comnote: different soldier and puppy in pic picked by bevissimo 2 years ago |
A US soldier has been sentenced to 18 years in prison after pleading guilty to murdering three detainees during a raid on a suspected al-Qaeda compound in Iraq last year. picked by teaya21 3 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
A corporal in the Duke of Lancaster's regiment became the first British soldier ever to be convicted of a war crime yesterday as a court martial heard that he and his colleagues systematically abused ... picked by mrnelson 3 years ago 0 comments edit related share plime.com |
Fort Bliss Spc. Frank Zimmerman could be dishonorably discharged from the U.S. Army in the next 4-6 weeks after allegedly stomping on the neck of an adult dog named Tinkerbelle and injuring a second dog named Wrigley. 8 comments edit related share plime.com*thankfully, no video. picked by dollyllama 7 months ago |
An American Army sergeant shot and killed five fellow soldiers following an altercation at a military counseling center in Iraq Monday, officials said. picked by muppet 7 months ago 0 comments edit related share politics |
Two U.S soldiers were murdered in Iraq by another U.S soldier. and the military refuses to tell the victims families what happened. this is also close to home for me. Darris Dawson was a friend of my brothers and both served together in Iraq. picked by katrinamcal 1 year ago 27 comments edit related share plime.com |