A 17 year old was sentenced for ejaculating into a bottle of ranch dressing and returning it to the school cafeteria. picked by VooDooPeacock 3 years ago

a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar wandered into the police station's parking lot picked by favorablydisposed 2 years ago

Estelle Manorek, 90, attended a day of classes at West Caldwell High School in West Caldwell, NJ. Manorek "grew up the child of Polish immigrants in Jersey City during the Depression" and never attended high school because she went to work at age 14 after her brother contracted polio. picked by suebe 9 months ago

Evidently, Ranch dressing really turns him on. picked by tlovesd 3 years ago

Her husband told her the reason medical examiners found his semen inside the victim after her death was because two men who had broken into his house and sexually assaulted him on the day the victim disappeared also managed to collect some of his sperm against his will by massaging his prostate during the attack. picked by suebe 9 months ago

Does anyone really believe universal, publicly funded preschool will help improve high school test scores? Yet this is what the South Dakota Department of Education seems to be touting. Perhaps it is time to evaluate what is happening in our high schools instead of funding two or more years of public management of preschool-age children with the outside hope that their test scores and social lives... read full post picked by GKar975 3 years ago

A total of 115 girls are pregnant at Chicago's Paul Robeson High School. The entire school only has about 800 girls, so that means that 1 out of every 8 girl is pregnant. picked by ruthstark 1 month ago

They say all couples eventually start to look alike.

One look at Ray and Honey Smith and you'll know it's true.

The Ceres couple has been dressing alike -- from shoes to pants to shirts and hats -- for the past five years. picked by AutumnLotus 12 months ago

Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

A customer shopping at a discount supermarket store in Germany found stems of a poisonous weed in mixed salad bags, triggering concerns about potential health risks, the store said. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

"A simple check for a semen allergy involves applying semen to a soft part of the skin, say on the upper arm after scratching the skin, then waiting for about 20 to 30 minutes to see whether it causes redness or a rash to appear." picked by mitzuzake 2 years ago

Salad producers are going back to nature to keep harmful pests off their crops - by bulk buying ladybirds and other creepy crawlies. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

"Truthfully, in a room full of gay men and high school girls, not much is gonna happen." from the comments. picked by suebe 8 months ago

Kelvin Collins wanted to learn more about diploma mills and make a point about their uselessness, so he helped his cat Oreo receive a high school diploma from a diploma mill high school. Apparently, Collins hardly even lied on the application. “I did lie about one thing. You have to be 18 to take the test and Oreo is only two, but that could be 18 in cat years. Who knows?” he said... read full post picked by Bingo 4 months ago

A food company says it is recalling its egg salad in 17 states because of possible contamination. picked by tlovesd 3 years ago

Not too far from the site of the infamous Columbine school shooting, 6 students in a Colorado high school were held hostage at gunpoint. Motive still unclear as gunman committed suicide. As if kids need another reason to skip school. picked by ybne1else 3 years ago

A high school football coach should have realized a player could collapse from heat stroke in the broiling weather during practice, a prosecutor said in announcing reckless homicide charges in a youth's death. A grand jury indicted David Jason Stinson on Thursday in the death of Max Gilpin, 15, a sophomore offensive lineman at Louisville's Pleasure Ridge Park High School. It was Stinson's first y... read full post picked by ftfd09 10 months ago

This picture really makes me feel like im just part of a big ant pile! picked by trushafty38 10 months ago

Roughly 580,000 high school students used steroids in 2007. Many, maybe most are fully aware that they are doing so. Many, however, think they are taking perfectly legal supplements. picked by bernardblack 9 months ago

An observant Jewish senior at Mott Hall High School in Harlem is missing her graduation — because the ceremony takes place on the Sabbath. The school will not change the date. picked by suebe 5 months ago