"Slavery
what can brown do for you?"

lol.

That is horrible.

/holds in laughter

Steroids

Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.

Bestiality

Fifteen minutes could save you up to 15 percent or more on car insurance.

Crabs

For a good clean feeling, no matter what.

Feces

Because I'm worth it.

Anal Bleeding

Fast, fast, fast relief.

Malaria

Are you man enough to try it?

Oh, there's cream filling alright!

Man these are great... "Cancer: Is it in you?"

Nerve gas
Have it your way!

Rape
The San Fransisco treat

Leukemia
Life's too short

Syphilis
An Army of one

Gonorrhea
Save a buck or two

Alcohol
The best a man can get

Cunnilingus
Bet you can't have just one

Fellatio
Flavor so good I feel like a queen (no I am not making this up!!)

Fine A*s
It's what's for dinner

and my personal favorite:

Hell
Your flexible friend


I need to stop...this will eat up all my day!

I think it's funny that Murphy looks as if he's in the beginning phases of flashing a Shocker.


Oh,

"Chlamydia, Australian for beer."

Genocide
Image is Everything

Man, these are awful!

Oh my goodness!

Anna Nicole Smith
Built tough

OK seriously, I need to stop now.

Poop
Makes the world taste better

For the love of all that is Holy, I swear I am stopping NOW:

Semen
The San Fransisco treat

Hi, my name is Moe. I am a "Have a slogan" addict. It has been 1 minute since my last slogan:

Marijuana
Kid tested, mother approved

...or...

Poop
Its the Real Thing

followed by

Paris Hilton
Image is Everything

crabs...just say cheese. Hahaha....and Eeeeww!

Nerve Gas...I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

These are hilarious.

Yep it's bad...but I still laughed. Holds out wrist to be slapped.

Anal Bleeding.
Betcha can't have just one.

Was that Da Vinci's Notebook at the beginning?

Murder

Sometimes you feel like a nut!

Feces

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

ABORTION
kid tested, mother approved!!!!

CRAP!

Down on the farm.