The 77-year-old said: "I know I'm quite long in the tooth now but I'm certainly not dead." picked by deepchill 2 years ago tags bank dead stupid |
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The alleged suspect, named James Taylor, was so bold that after he robbed the bank, he got into his car, changed clothes, drove across the street, got out and ordered a beer on the outside patio - directly across from the bank he just robbed! picked by jokestarter 3 years ago 2 comments edit related share weird |
A German bank manager gave loans to a woman for sex and then embezzled thousands of euros to buy the silence of her relatives. picked by Proverb 2 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
“And I called them because (my goverment disability check) wasn’t there and they said, ‘You’re dead,’ and I said, ‘No, I’m not dead.’ And they kept trying to tell me I was dead but I’m not.” 3 comments edit related share plime.comTypical government response. Unless the theme pic is a posed corpse (with pancakes), she IS alive! picked by Moe 2 years ago |
A Florida woman has been charged with fraud and theft after she kept her dead mother's body in a bedroom for six years while collecting more than $200,000 in pension benefits. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
A 22-year old Rhode Island woman tried to conduct a drive-through robbery of a bank while riding in the back of a hired limousine... picked by jokestarter 3 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
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A Lee County woman pleaded not guilty to 10 misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty and not caring for her pets, four days after authorities found more than 200 dead animals scattered on her property, stuffed in the refrigerator, strewn across floors and packed into barrels. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago 3 comments edit related share plime.com |
An elderly woman who had been missing for seven years was found dead in her own home! 3 comments edit related share plime.comThe remains, nothing more than a skeleton at this point, appear to have lain undisturbed in her apartment since the day she had been reported missing. picked by funkfrost 8 months ago |
The new version of Dead.net, the fan site for Dead Heads, which is soon to be released, will be a full blown social network similar to Myspace. 4 comments edit related share plime.comMershaullk, don't leave us!!! picked by suebe 2 years ago |
A 2-year-old boy in Minnesota died after crawling out of bed next to his sleeping mother and wandering outside on a frigid night. picked by mandolinorange 2 years ago 9 comments edit related share plime.com |
"Am I in the middle of a bank robbery ... a drug bust, is someone going to pick up the money?" Hatch said. "I was like, 'Oh, my gosh. What do I do?'" picked by DrNothing 2 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
What would you do if a bank you were standing in were to be held up? 2 comments edit related share worldWould your loins twitch a little? Would your palms pour water like a fountain at the Bellagio? picked by Bornbad 5 months ago |
An Ohio man who couldn't find work got himself arrested for bank robbery so he could go to jail until he was eligible to collect Social Security benefits. picked by Hoosker 3 years ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
The town of Oakwood in east Texas used to be known for growing cotton. Every business from its heyday is gone, with one very small exception: The Oakwood State Bank, the smallest bank in America. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago 0 comments edit related share world |
After being upset with the service from his bank, John A. Pighee Jr., called 911 to report a bank robbery in progress. When asked to describe the robber, Mr. Pighee kindly gave them his own description. He was still in the bank when the police showed. His intention was to disrupt service for the bank that day. picked by 2manyusernames 11 months ago 6 comments edit related share plime.com |
They're All Dead: Christopher Keeley posts lots of photos of and commentary about the many friends he has made and lost during his years in the intervention business. Everyone pictured is dead and includes the reasons they died. Some of the pictures contain nudity and are NSFW. picked by doggylives 2 years ago 5 comments edit related share plime.com |
AN ELDERLY woman is dead after being hit by a runaway truck tyre while taking a walk along a footpath in a New South Wales country town. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago 0 comments edit related share plime.com |
A new trend to harvest transplant organs from people whose hearts have just stopped - but may not be yet brain dead - has underlined the "pressing need" for federal legislation to define exactly when someone has perished, a leading medical ethicist argues. picked by Bingo 4 months ago 8 comments edit related share science |
More and more banks are refusing entry to people wearing hats and/or sunglasses. How can the young and upcoming bank robber make a living? One way, is to put on a burka. Bank can't refuse you entry and they have no idea what you look like or what gender you are. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago 4 comments edit related share plime.com |
Here's where to find out. The Dead People Server is a database of interesting celebrities who are long dead or newly dead. picked by suebe 3 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
An Austrian woman lived with the mummified remains of her aunt for a year after she died at age 96. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago 0 comments edit related share plime.com |