True story - my mum took me to the doctor when I was a new born child because I was blotchy, glassy eyed and didn't do very much.

The doc decided very early in his diagnosis that I was drunk. Don't know how he came by that - maybe he had been to Poland and seen a lot of drunk babies. Whatever it was, he was spot on.

My mum was breast feeding me and also drinking home made ginger beer. The ginger beer was quite strong it seems, and getting into the milk.

I think this means our family motto is "Start as you mean to go on."