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Accused says he was just milking goat Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.
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Posted: 2 years ago by joeyneutrino:
If there was only ONE witness, then why is this case in court? Accusation by a lone individual does not an argument make. If there was some sort of independent evidence, then I could see it.
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Posted: 2 years ago by ogri2003:
"Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat."

Ha, I just about wet myself when I read that.
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Posted: 2 years ago by ArchAngel:
Red Rocket, anyone?
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Posted: 2 years ago by pocksucket:
A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.
WTF? Acquitted? He should have been awarded some sort of medal for bravery.
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