And when the third widdle pig was done building his house, he had one brick left over. Well, this widdle pig thought he'd be damned if some snag toothed wolf is gonna put his hairy brown paws on his building material. So, he hid that brick in this one place he could...his ass.

"You're talkin' to me all wrong, it's the wrong tone. You do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron." said the third piggy

Good ol' Walken. Every time I hear him I think of his "hiding uncomfortable hunks of metal" line. He's excellent!