Last night for the season opening of Wife Swap a professional organizer swaped with a Pirate family. Here is the Pirate's family bio.
Baur Family picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Eating healthy doesn't mean that you have to scrap all of your favorite foods and start eating only fruits and veggies. picked by Zoock 3 years ago

In streets across Britain many people don't even know their neighbour's names. But that certainly isn't a problem on Cotswold Gardens in Gateshead. This small street is home to 69 members of the same family, ranging in age from four weeks to 76 years. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, use "Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator" to do all the hard work for you. picked by ogri2003 2 years ago

“I called there, and I eventually spoke with him, and I said: ‘Hello, Mr. David Wilson?’ And he said: ‘Yes?’ And I said, ‘Well, my name is David Wilson, and I believe your family once owned mine.’

“He paused for a second and said: ‘Well, that could be." picked by gammerus 2 years ago

Victor Manuel Lozano spends his days like most 2-year-olds. He goes to nursery school, draws, rides a tricycle. The difference is, he does it in prison. picked by MaskedWriter 3 years ago

A man who was despondent over his financial situation killed five family members and himself Saturday. The bodies were discovered by LAPD officers who responded to a call by family friends. picked by smarty1052 1 year ago

Visiting — or even just viewing photos of family members — prompts brain activity that affects how you feel about them.
*this is a sad statement of our times* picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

For more than four thousand years since their violent deaths they have lain together - a mother, father and their two boys.

They are, say archaeologists, the earliest known example of the nuclear family, carefully buried side by side, perhaps by grieving relatives or friends. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

When she was killed on Christmas Eve with eight members of her family, Alice Ortiz unwittingly broke the lease she held on an apartment in Upland.

Now the landlord, Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes, wants its money, $2,821.23 in all, according to documents obtained Wednesday picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

"We're not married, but we are a family," Dovel said. "Family isn't a piece of paper, family is love and togetherness that we have." picked by muppet 10 months ago

A Turkish court sentenced five members of the same family to life imprisonment for the "honour killing" of Naile Erdas, 16, who got pregnant as a result of rape. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

The Nietzsche Family Circus pairs a randomized Family Circus cartoon with a randomized Friedrich Nietzsche quote. picked by wellarmedsheep 3 years ago

Offering another reason why eating red meat could be bad for you, an international research team, has uncovered the first example of a bacterium that causes food poisoning in humans when it targets a non-human molecule absorbed into the body through red meats such as lamb, pork and beef. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

In January, when the Obamas move into the White House — a mansion built partially by slaves — as the country's first African-American first family, Michelle Obama will embark upon a life her great-great-grandfather never could have envisioned. picked by muppet 12 months ago

We are what we eat, and understanding people's eating habits helps us evaluate international relations. So get to know your Iraqi kibbe or your North Korean spicy cucumber before you deploy your troops. picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

Champion Competitive Eater Joey Chestnut has claimed the world record for eating pizza. Yes. Such a record exists.

45 slices in 10 minutes. picked by pocksucket 1 year ago

A family was able to escape a burning house, without any functioning smoke detectors, because their son woke up with his hair on fire. picked by muppet 2 years ago

“It’s with mixed feelings that I watch that,” Blagojevich said. “It’s difficult to see her have to do something like this, but it’s a way for us to make a living while we rebuild our lives. She’s making a sacrifice because she loves her kids and eating that tarantula like she had to is an act of love; it’s a sign that this is a mother who loves her ... read full post picked by bornbad 6 months ago

Worried that you won't be able to make it through Thanksgiving without help? Comics come to your rescue this week, with timely collections celebrating America and eating, as well as something for fans of Skeet Ulrich and spoon-loving superheroes. Comics! picked by Bornbad 6 days ago