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Government Tells Woman She's Dead
Government Tells Woman She's Dead
“And I called them because (my goverment disability check) wasn’t there and they said, ‘You’re dead,’ and I said, ‘No, I’m not dead.’ And they kept trying to tell me I was dead but I’m not.”

Typical government response. Unless the theme pic is a posed corpse (with pancakes), she IS alive! picked by Moe 2 years ago
tags government woman dead red tape disability money
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 pocksuck...
2 years ago
She doesn't look that lively, but the absence of any pancakes is more proof than any doctor would need.
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 Moe
2 years ago
And what about the Eggo Waffles, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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 pocksuck...
2 years ago
She ate them, thus proving she was alive.

And ruining a rather fetching tableau.
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