I can't beleive she cut off the same hand that he would use to... well..., you know... ____her.

No, I don't know. Can you elaborate?

I may be able to arrange a personal demonstration in your area.

BOY, the Plime network's getting soggy today...

I'm talking about her cat! Now that makes me sick, right there!! I'm sorry, but you can't say ANYthing anymore without people takling it dirty...

(that cat was the best f**k I ever had, too...)

-Steve Martin

I want in. I start the orgies around here, dammit.

Now you will understand why my contributions into the plimespace dry up for two weeks from time to time. These are the times my wife visits me here in Accra.

And this time around we also have to spend quite some time looking at the Rugby World Cup on TV.

By the way, any talk about starting orgies is not going to help...

I'm right handed, but there are circumstances where I use my left hand almost exclusively.

But that aside I'm impressed at He Ling's stealth skillz. It doesn't matter how *ahem* distracted by the internet he would get, him not noticing her approach, and then not noticing her chop off his hand until the cursor stopped moving must mean she was pretty damn Ninja.

Or Shaolin.

*stops*

*looks around*

Hey now hang on! Are any of you even paying attention? You're all just watching TM, aren't you?

Whaddya mean "Just watching?" It's an orgy, not a show....(I keep that *special* just for you and me... ;)

Hop on the pile, baby!

Well I don't need asking twice.

Ow! What the hell?! There are plenty of other places you could have stuck that, pocksucket!

Jesus! Sorry! My bad. Talk about taking one for the team.

Could you move over just to the left a little? Make sure it doesn't happen again.

Where did everyone go!?!?

It's only me, pocks and DEP.

And DEP seems to be getting all the action.

*sigh*

OK boys..., aim for the blonde blur in the center of the pile. Yeah, the one with the rubber gloves.

Why am I blurry?

Moving so fast...

zip-zip-zip (hehe)