Man with two penises loses wife Posted: 2 years ago by mitzuzake
From his hospital bed, Michael Gruber, 40, said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
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Doctor Had Sex with Patient’s Wife Posted: 3 years ago by maxriter
A man, whose identity is witheld, has told how his family doctor to whom he complained about sexual problems was having sex with his wife.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 71 [+].

Brazil nixes online ad for sale of wife Posted: 3 years ago by AutumnLotus
The government has ordered an Internet auction site to remove an advertisement in which a Brazilian man offered to sell his wife for about $50.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 59 [+].

Wife Carrying World Championships Posted: 3 years ago by makri
Wife Carrying is a sport of carrying women. A team has one male and one female, and the objective is for the male to carry the female team member through a special obstacle track. Major wife-carrying competitions are held in Sonkajärvi, Finland (where the prize is the wife's weight in beer) and Marquette, Michigan.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 54 [+].

Man trying to drill hole in wall with gun shoots and kills wife Posted: 2 years ago by moe
He was frustrated that he could not drill through the wall to install a satellite TV system. So, naturally, he shoots the wall not once, but twice. The second shot hit his wife in the chest and she died.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 566 [+].

Nagging wife, sausage help man win $4.2M lottery Posted: 12 months ago by AutumnLotus
A "nagging" wife who pushed her husband to buy a lottery ticket helped scoop the $4.2 million ($7.7 million New Zealand dollar) first prize - with only minutes to spare.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 114 [+].

Surgery to make second wife look like first wife Posted: 3 years ago by kissmenow
A man in China, re-marrying after losing his wife in a car crash, has convinced his second wife to have plastic surgery in order to make her look like his deceased first wife.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 166 [+].

Wife Sees Husband Getting Married On TV Posted: 10 months ago by dollyllama
Rivera's first wife said she will not seek a divorce. "I know that Jesus performs miracles. His word says it," she said.

*think Jesus can make you smart?
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 617 [+].

Obeying one's wife is the way to a happy life, says judge Posted: 6 months ago by bingo
An irrepressible Justice Markandey Katju of the Supreme Court in New Delhi said on Friday that obeying one's wife was the way to a happy life.

DUH!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 111 [+].

Man forces wife to walk naked though town Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
The unidentified man allegedly forced his wife to do the stroll twice at midday Wednesday, as he walked behind her and his friend followed them in a car through the small town of Knjazevac, 125 miles southeast of Belgrade.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 128 [+].

Michael Jackson Taken to Hospital Posted: 5 months ago by Nateebiinature
Michael Jackson was taken to a hospital in Los Angeles. Reports are that he was in cardiac arrest and that CPR was administered in the ambulance.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 630 [+].

Lawyer who knifed wife to death is let out to work at legal centre Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A wealthy lawyer who stabbed his wife to death is spending his jail term handing out advice at a legal centre.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 60 [+].

Sheriffs deputy accidentally Shoots, Kills Wife Posted: 2 years ago by wags273
A man who signed on to become a Clark County sheriff's deputy accidentally shot his wife to death in Tualatin on Sunday, according to police.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 112 [+].

To the Guy Doing My Wife Posted: 2 years ago by maxriter
From the page:"To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife."

*Doesn't refer to me.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 123 [+].

Man investigated in odd death of wife Posted: 2 years ago by rambler
Wife missing? "Oh well, since my $250 cash for property tax is also gone, I guess she left me... again."
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 46 [+].

NY man demands estranged wife pay him for kidney Posted: 11 months ago by Bornbad
A New York doctor is demanding that his estranged wife pay him $1.5 million to compensate him for the kidney he gave her while they were still on good terms.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 249 [+].

Jealous husband puts wife on eBay Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A jealous husband who accused his wife of having an affair with a workmate took the ultimate online revenge - by placing her for sale on eBay.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 426 [+].

Husband Mistakes Wife For Intruder, Kills Her Posted: 2 years ago by dollyllama
A Natchez man shot and killed his wife when he mistook her for an intruder in their home, according to police.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 212 [+].

$873,000 for nude painting of Blair's wife Posted: 9 months ago by kakana
A painting based on a 30-year-old sketch of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair's wife in the nude is on sale at a gallery for $873,000.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 142 [+].

Stacy Horton Abandons Son to Save Drowning Wife Posted: 21 hours ago by iamamaniac
As his wife floundered screaming for help in murky river water, a frantic New Zealand man was forced to abandon a bid to rescue his teenage son to save his partner from drowning, he said Monday.
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 388 [+].

Husband writes profanities on wife; wife bites on husband Posted: 2 years ago by Bornbad
A Bluffton woman who woke up to find profanities written on her arms, legs and back ended up in jail Thursday.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 17 [+].