<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Man with two penises loses wife : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/"/><tagline>Man with two penises loses wife : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2009, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2009-12-01T01:51:02+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Man with two penises loses wife]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sex/l/35751/1/" /><id>35751</id><summary><![CDATA[Man with two penises loses wife]]></summary><issued>2007-09-15T07:45:57+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-15T07:45:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[From his hospital bed, Michael Gruber, 40, said: &quot;I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back.&quot;]]></content></entry><hr size='1' class='line' noshade/><div style='padding-top:20px;height:300px;margin-right:10px;float:left;'><script type="text/javascript"><!--
google_ad_client = "pub-7980396607107658";
google_alternate_ad_url = "http://www.plime.com/ads.p";
google_ad_width = 336;
google_ad_height = 280;
google_ad_format = "336x280_as";
google_ad_type = "text";
//2007-11-05: plime google referrals, plime
google_ad_channel = "7561682656+8641277915";
google_max_num_ads = '2';
google_color_border = color_3;
google_color_bg = color_3;
google_color_link = color_1;
google_color_text = color_4;
google_color_url = color_2;
google_ui_features = "rc:10";
//-->
</script>
<script type="text/javascript"
  src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
</script></div><entry><title><![CDATA[Brazil nixes online ad for sale of wife]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19146/1/" /><id>19146</id><summary><![CDATA[Brazil nixes online ad for sale of wife]]></summary><issued>2007-05-05T13:32:43+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-05T13:32:43+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The government has ordered an Internet auction site to remove an advertisement in which a Brazilian man offered to sell his wife for about $50.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Doctor Had Sex with Patient&#8217;s Wife]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/21135/1/" /><id>21135</id><summary><![CDATA[Doctor Had Sex with Patient&#8217;s Wife]]></summary><issued>2007-05-23T06:33:24+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-23T06:33:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A man, whose identity is witheld, has told how his family doctor to whom he complained about sexual problems was having sex with his wife.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Wife Carrying World Championships]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sports/l/17236/1/" /><id>17236</id><summary><![CDATA[Wife Carrying World Championships]]></summary><issued>2007-04-20T17:47:58+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-20T17:47:58+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Wife Carrying is a sport of carrying women. A team has one male and one female, and the objective is for the male to carry the female team member through a special obstacle track. Major wife-carrying competitions are held in Sonkaj&#228;rvi, Finland (where the prize is the wife's weight in beer) and Marquette, Michigan.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Husband writes profanities on wife; wife bites on husband]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/23501/1/" /><id>23501</id><summary><![CDATA[Husband writes profanities on wife; wife bites on husband]]></summary><issued>2007-06-12T01:19:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-12T01:19:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Bluffton woman who woke up to find profanities written on her arms, legs and back ended up in jail Thursday.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Pirate Family on Wife Swap ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/133275/1/" /><id>133275</id><summary><![CDATA[Pirate Family on Wife Swap ]]></summary><issued>2009-09-19T17:08:01+01:00</issued><modified>2009-09-19T17:08:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Last night for the season opening of Wife Swap a professional organizer swaped with a Pirate family. Here is the Pirate's family bio.<br/>Baur Family]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Amato says wife beating is Sicilian custom]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27275/1/" /><id>27275</id><summary><![CDATA[Amato says wife beating is Sicilian custom]]></summary><issued>2007-07-13T08:53:19+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-13T08:53:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Italy's interior minister found himself in hot water for calling wife beating &quot;a Sicilian-Pakistani tradition.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Tomb raiders target bones of Li Ka-shing's wife]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29787/1/" /><id>29787</id><summary><![CDATA[Tomb raiders target bones of Li Ka-shing's wife]]></summary><issued>2007-08-01T06:03:18+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-01T06:03:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Two mainland Chinese brothers told a Hong Kong court they tried to plunder the grave of the late wife of Asia's richest man, Li Ka-shing, in a failed bid to blackmail him for her bones.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkee Wife Scams Housing Dept While Living Off The Dole-nz]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/130272/1/" /><id>130272</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkee Wife Scams Housing Dept While Living Off The Dole-nz]]></summary><issued>2009-08-09T09:56:35+01:00</issued><modified>2009-08-09T09:56:35+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The wife of Monkees' drummer Micky Dolenz was arrested after collecting over $130,000 in housing subsidies from <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nypost.com/seven/08082009/news/regionalnews/wife_makes_monkee_out_of_city_183535.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">New York City </a> long after she failed to qualify for the handout after marrying the actor/musician in 2002.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New Zealand Denies Immigration to U.K. Wife Because She's Too Fat]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/42082/1/" /><id>42082</id><summary><![CDATA[New Zealand Denies Immigration to U.K. Wife Because She's Too Fat]]></summary><issued>2007-11-20T08:28:39+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-20T08:28:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[New Zealand immigration officials are keeping a U.K. wife from joining her husband &quot;down under&quot; because they say she is too fat.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Wife posed As Girl In Online Trap To Catch Her Husband]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/135672/1/" /><id>135672</id><summary><![CDATA[Wife posed As Girl In Online Trap To Catch Her Husband]]></summary><issued>2009-11-13T07:11:09+01:00</issued><modified>2009-11-13T07:11:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A suspicious wife posed as a teenager online to catch her husband propositioning girls in a chatroom, Cardiff Crown Court has heard.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man 'steals' wife, must pay $750,000]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46674/1/" /><id>46674</id><summary><![CDATA[Man 'steals' wife, must pay $750,000]]></summary><issued>2008-01-10T04:23:19+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-10T04:23:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Mississippi man whose wife left him for a millionaire will be paid $750,000 for the &quot;alienation of affection.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Japanese survey asks, When did your wife first pass gas?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34192/1/" /><id>34192</id><summary><![CDATA[Japanese survey asks, When did your wife first pass gas?]]></summary><issued>2007-09-02T19:10:17+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-02T19:10:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Japanese TV show &quot;Spring of Trivia&quot; interviewed 1000 Japanese husbands by means of an internet poll to find out when people who had been married for three years first heard their wife pass gas. Complete with pie chart.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[My Husband's Other Wife]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/123716/1/" /><id>123716</id><summary><![CDATA[My Husband's Other Wife]]></summary><issued>2009-06-17T20:03:07+01:00</issued><modified>2009-06-17T20:03:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Nice story about a wife dealing with her husbands previous wife.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Talk show from Arab Television on wife beating]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/52637/1/" /><id>52637</id><summary><![CDATA[Talk show from Arab Television on wife beating]]></summary><issued>2008-03-01T07:13:15+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-01T07:13:15+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Wife Beating 101: Independent surveys show that most Arab men prefer using heavy electric cable.<br/><br/>Watch the second video in the series, Child Beating 101.<br/>&quot;Thanks to beatings, whole institutions were created.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man Hits Wife in Head With an Onion]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36301/1/" /><id>36301</id><summary><![CDATA[Man Hits Wife in Head With an Onion]]></summary><issued>2007-09-20T21:30:07+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-20T21:30:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Police said James Izzolena admitted throwing the onion at his wife but said he didn't mean to hit her...........................]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Police chief's wife busted selling drugs]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/32764/1/" /><id>32764</id><summary><![CDATA[Police chief's wife busted selling drugs]]></summary><issued>2007-08-22T22:45:24+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-22T22:45:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Narcotics detectives have arrested the wife of the Wendover police chief after she allegedly sold drugs at the club where she strips. Get this, her stage name is &quot;Ecstasy.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Wife sliced my groin on Thanksgiving ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83524/1/" /><id>83524</id><summary><![CDATA[Wife sliced my groin on Thanksgiving ]]></summary><issued>2008-12-04T02:28:49+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-04T02:28:49+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A wife on Green Acres Road faces felony charges after her husband says she cut his genitals on Thanksgiving, then sliced his fingers as he tried to protect himself.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man had a nightmare about a burglar and woke to find he had strangled wife]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/135804/1/" /><id>135804</id><summary><![CDATA[Man had a nightmare about a burglar and woke to find he had strangled wife]]></summary><issued>2009-11-18T13:39:32+01:00</issued><modified>2009-11-18T13:39:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[He &#8220;dreamed that an intruder had broken into their motor home&#8221;. He tackled the 'intruder' but instead strangled his childhood sweetheart and wife of 39 years.<br/><br/>A very strange story]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Fat man who crushed wife wins new trial]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81310/1/" /><id>81310</id><summary><![CDATA[Fat man who crushed wife wins new trial]]></summary><issued>2008-11-07T08:49:36+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-07T08:49:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Canadian man who weighs 380 pounds (172kg) will face a new trial for crushing his wife to death, local media says.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Cops Hunt Man After Wife, 5 Kids Found Slain]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/133399/1/" /><id>133399</id><summary><![CDATA[Cops Hunt Man After Wife, 5 Kids Found Slain]]></summary><issued>2009-09-21T03:07:30+01:00</issued><modified>2009-09-21T03:07:30+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Police are hunting a man whose wife and five children were found slain in their Florida home, reports CNN. The bodies of Guerline Damas, 32, and her kids aged 11 months to 9 years were discovered by police after they were contacted by relatives.]]></content></entry></feed>