<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Man with two penises loses wife : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2009, plime.com.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>Man with two penises loses wife : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[Man with two penises loses wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[From his hospital bed, Michael Gruber, 40, said: &quot;I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back.&quot;]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/sex/l/35751/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/sex/l/35751/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><hr size='1' class='line' noshade/><div style='padding-top:20px;height:300px;margin-right:10px;float:left;'><script type="text/javascript"><!--
google_ad_client = "pub-7980396607107658";
google_alternate_ad_url = "http://www.plime.com/ads.p";
google_ad_width = 336;
google_ad_height = 280;
google_ad_format = "336x280_as";
google_ad_type = "text";
//2007-11-05: plime google referrals, plime
google_ad_channel = "7561682656+8641277915";
google_max_num_ads = '2';
google_color_border = color_3;
google_color_bg = color_3;
google_color_link = color_1;
google_color_text = color_4;
google_color_url = color_2;
google_ui_features = "rc:10";
//-->
</script>
<script type="text/javascript"
  src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
</script></div><item><title><![CDATA[Brazil nixes online ad for sale of wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[The government has ordered an Internet auction site to remove an advertisement in which a Brazilian man offered to sell his wife for about $50.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19146/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19146/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Doctor Had Sex with Patient&#8217;s Wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man, whose identity is witheld, has told how his family doctor to whom he complained about sexual problems was having sex with his wife.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/21135/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/21135/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Wife Carrying World Championships]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wife Carrying is a sport of carrying women. A team has one male and one female, and the objective is for the male to carry the female team member through a special obstacle track. Major wife-carrying competitions are held in Sonkaj&#228;rvi, Finland (where the prize is the wife's weight in beer) and Marquette, Michigan.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/sports/l/17236/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/sports/l/17236/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Stacy Horton Abandons Son to Save Drowning Wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[As his wife floundered screaming for help in murky river water, a frantic New Zealand man was forced to abandon a bid to rescue his teenage son to save his partner from drowning, he said Monday.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/136139/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/136139/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Husband writes profanities on wife; wife bites on husband]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Bluffton woman who woke up to find profanities written on her arms, legs and back ended up in jail Thursday.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/23501/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/23501/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Amato says wife beating is Sicilian custom]]></title><description><![CDATA[Italy's interior minister found himself in hot water for calling wife beating &quot;a Sicilian-Pakistani tradition.&quot;]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27275/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27275/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Pirate Family on Wife Swap ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Last night for the season opening of Wife Swap a professional organizer swaped with a Pirate family. Here is the Pirate's family bio.<br/>Baur Family]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/133275/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/133275/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Tomb raiders target bones of Li Ka-shing's wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two mainland Chinese brothers told a Hong Kong court they tried to plunder the grave of the late wife of Asia's richest man, Li Ka-shing, in a failed bid to blackmail him for her bones.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29787/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29787/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Monkee Wife Scams Housing Dept While Living Off The Dole-nz]]></title><description><![CDATA[The wife of Monkees' drummer Micky Dolenz was arrested after collecting over $130,000 in housing subsidies from <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nypost.com/seven/08082009/news/regionalnews/wife_makes_monkee_out_of_city_183535.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">New York City </a> long after she failed to qualify for the handout after marrying the actor/musician in 2002.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/130272/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/130272/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[New Zealand Denies Immigration to U.K. Wife Because She's Too Fat]]></title><description><![CDATA[New Zealand immigration officials are keeping a U.K. wife from joining her husband &quot;down under&quot; because they say she is too fat.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/world/l/42082/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/world/l/42082/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Michael Jackson Taken to Hospital]]></title><description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson was taken to a hospital in Los Angeles. Reports are that he was in cardiac arrest and that CPR was administered in the ambulance.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/125873/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/125873/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Wife posed As Girl In Online Trap To Catch Her Husband]]></title><description><![CDATA[A suspicious wife posed as a teenager online to catch her husband propositioning girls in a chatroom, Cardiff Crown Court has heard.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/135672/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/135672/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Man 'steals' wife, must pay $750,000]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Mississippi man whose wife left him for a millionaire will be paid $750,000 for the &quot;alienation of affection.&quot;]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46674/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46674/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Japanese survey asks, When did your wife first pass gas?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Japanese TV show &quot;Spring of Trivia&quot; interviewed 1000 Japanese husbands by means of an internet poll to find out when people who had been married for three years first heard their wife pass gas. Complete with pie chart.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34192/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34192/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Talk show from Arab Television on wife beating]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wife Beating 101: Independent surveys show that most Arab men prefer using heavy electric cable.<br/><br/>Watch the second video in the series, Child Beating 101.<br/>&quot;Thanks to beatings, whole institutions were created.&quot;]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/52637/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/52637/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[My Husband's Other Wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nice story about a wife dealing with her husbands previous wife.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/123716/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/123716/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Man Hits Wife in Head With an Onion]]></title><description><![CDATA[Police said James Izzolena admitted throwing the onion at his wife but said he didn't mean to hit her...........................]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36301/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36301/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Police chief's wife busted selling drugs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Narcotics detectives have arrested the wife of the Wendover police chief after she allegedly sold drugs at the club where she strips. Get this, her stage name is &quot;Ecstasy.&quot;]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/32764/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/32764/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Wife sliced my groin on Thanksgiving ]]></title><description><![CDATA[A wife on Green Acres Road faces felony charges after her husband says she cut his genitals on Thanksgiving, then sliced his fingers as he tried to protect himself.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83524/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83524/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Fat man who crushed wife wins new trial]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Canadian man who weighs 380 pounds (172kg) will face a new trial for crushing his wife to death, local media says.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81310/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81310/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item></channel></rss>