Man with two penises loses wife
Man with two penises loses wife
From his hospital bed, Michael Gruber, 40, said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back." picked by mitzuzake 1 year ago
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 AutumnLo...
1 year ago
Two?! This is the first I've heard. I wonder how that looks.
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 mitzuzak...
1 year ago
« AutumnLotus : Two?! This is the first I've heard. I wonder how that looks.
True... are they side-by-side or one above the other? (it's a rhetorical question, i don't really wanna know)
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 misswink...
1 year ago
They mentioned a third penis. He must look like a squid down there.
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 AutumnLo...
1 year ago
« mitzuzake : True... are they side-by-side or one above the other? (it's a rhetorical question, i don't really wanna know)
Maybe it's at the back like this.
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 mitzuzak...
1 year ago
Y'know, if he'd had them mounted end to end, she mighta stayed..
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 daftgret...
1 year ago
Is there another source for this article? I'm not going to believe it if Ananova is the only one. They're not the most reliable news source.
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 sykeo56
1 year ago
« mitzuzake : True... are they side-by-side or one above the other? (it's a rhetorical question, i don't really wanna know)
Side by side. Saw a video of it a while back. But that was a rhetorical answer. I didn't actually tell you.
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 sykeo56
1 year ago
Like I've always said; I say one penis, one wife. Two penises, two wives! That was actually the first time I've ever said that, but I'm gonna go ahead and search for that aforementioned video.
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 mitzuzak...
1 year ago
Now if he could ever arrange to date Siamese twins...
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 larknet
1 year ago
It seems that this guy did the second operation on the sly. Why keep this from his wife if it were a medical procedure? Just coming home and saying, "Hey, look what the doctors did?". That would tend to freak someone out, especially if it was your wife.
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 muppet
1 year ago
so which one does he pee out of?
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 pocksuck...
1 year ago
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up just one minute here.

Since when have did the penis-building doctor (I'm sorry, I don't know the proper name for the discipline) work like M&S?

I'm sure you can't just take one back and say you don't like it then get another.
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 Hoosker
1 year ago
« misswinkle : They mentioned a third penis. He must look like a squid down there.
Funny..."Hung like a squid"
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 2manyuse...
1 year ago
« daftgretel : Is there another source for this article? I'm not going to believe it if Ananova is the only one. They're not the most reliable news source.
true, ananova = weekly world news,

but having multiple penises is a known but extremely rare mutation.
(There are also those very odd men that split their penis in half length-wise to give two 1/2 of penises but that's for another post)

It is called diphalia
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 stinkobi...
1 year ago
Oh for goodness sake. All this body modification stuff is truly disturbing.

And what IS the thought process here?

"...gee if I only had TWO penises. THEN I'd be truly happy..."


The tune to "If I only had a brain" Just went through my head when I typed that. :)
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 eljay
1 year ago
He should have quit while he was a head.
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 sykeo56
1 year ago
« eljay : He should have quit while he was a head.
One penis doesn't really seem ahead of two penises...
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 bevissim...
1 year ago
He could always become a polygamist, and each wife has her own designated penis.
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 daftgret...
1 year ago
« 2manyusernames : true, ananova = weekly world news,

but having multiple penises is a known but extremely rare mutation.
(There are also those very odd men that split their penis in half length-wise to give two 1/2 of penises but that's for another post)

It is called diphalia
This isn't a mutation he was born with. He supposedly lost the first in an accident, then had a second, working one, that got his woman pregnant, made for him, and decided it wasn't good enough and went and had a "better" third one made, and the second has yet to be removed.
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