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Cambodian cow in police custody for killing motorists
Cambodian cow in police custody for killing motorists
A Cambodian cow was taken into police custody for causing traffic accidents that resulted in the deaths of at least six people this year. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago
tags Cambodian cow police custody killing motorists
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
Stupid cow.
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14
 dollylla...
2 years ago
Udderly ridiculous!

(sorry, I didn't want to but cow jokes are the law)
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
I wonder what her beef with motorists is?
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : I wonder what her beef with motorists is?
I don't know, but someone should have told her to moooooove.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : I don't know, but someone should have told her to moooooove.
You're really milking this for all it's worth.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
This bovine couldn't have been Russian, else she would've been a Mos-cow.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : This bovine couldn't have been Russian, else she would've been a Mos-cow.
Just how Gulli-bull do you think I am?
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : Just how Gulli-bull do you think I am?
I don't know, but you can quit tooting your own horn. Honestly, these are the worst puns I've ever herd.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : I don't know, but you can quit tooting your own horn. Honestly, these are the worst puns I've ever herd.
It's better than just sitting here spinning my veals.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
What's the matter ReBoot?

Cow got your tongue?
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : What's the matter ReBoot?

Cow got your tongue?
No. I'm just watching a sleeping cow. I guess it's Bull-dozing.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
If this had happened at the Playboy mansion it would have been pinned on Hugh Heifer.
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14
 dollylla...
2 years ago
I don't know why you all think you can steak your claim on my cow jokes.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
I bet her favorite band is Moody Blues.

That cow must be a baker, because she's always making pies.

See those black spots on her back? They're Holstains.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
I'm too cow-ardly to take you on in a pun-fight.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : I'm too cow-ardly to take you on in a pun-fight.
Are you saying you're cowed?
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : Are you saying you're cowed?
I cow-tow to your skills.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
It's nothing really. I went to Oxford.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : It's nothing really. I went to Oxford.
What steered you that direction?
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : What steered you that direction?
I wanted to study moosic, cowculus, psycowlogy, and thermoodynamics. I spent an entire semester pumped up on calffeine .
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