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Cambodian cow in police custody for killing motorists
Cambodian cow in police custody for killing motorists
A Cambodian cow was taken into police custody for causing traffic accidents that resulted in the deaths of at least six people this year. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago
tags Cambodian cow police custody killing motorists
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 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : I wanted to study moosic, cowculus, psycowlogy, and thermoodynamics. I spent an entire semester pumped up on calffeine .
Cowabunga!
I went to Jersey to see Angus Young once.
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 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : Cowabunga!
I went to Jersey to see Angus Young once.
Really? Isn't his wife bullimic?

If they want to keep those motorists safe, they should really beef up security.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : Isn't his wife bullimic?
Yes. She also wears weird underwear like big panties and a Brahman.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : Yes. She also wears weird underwear like big panties and a Brahman.
Man 'ure great at this. But you should really stop telling so many cow jokes. Nobody likes a cattle-tale.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
I herd most of them from a guy. His name was Rustle-r something.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
I think cow jokes take time; you have to hear them 3 times to stomach them.

I'm off to check out the leather forecast.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
Yeah me too. I'm going to read about the Roman Emperors Cowligula and Cowdius Caesar.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : Yeah me too. I'm going to read about the Roman Emperors Cowligula and Cowdius Caesar.
Bully for you. You know, I kindof expected these cow jokes to be the cream of the crop, but I honestly feel we cud have done butter. A lot of them gave me DejaMoo.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« ReBoot : Bully for you. You know, I kindof expected these cow jokes to be the cream of the crop, but I honestly feel we cud have done butter. A lot of them gave me DejaMoo.
I know. I kind of feel like a nincowpoop.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : I know. I kind of feel like a nincowpoop.
There's no use crying over spilled milk. I wouldn't put any stock in that if I was you, Bandit. Nothing could be fodder from the truth. No one here would brand you has a nincowpoop.
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 AutumnLo...
2 years ago
LMAO. You two are still at it. Glad I've discovered this.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« AutumnLotus : LMAO. You two are still at it.
Well, we thought we'd give it our best heifert.
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16
 Bandit
2 years ago
« AutumnLotus : LMAO. You two are still at it. Glad I've discovered this.
Join us AutumnLotus; don't be a cow-ard.
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15
 ReBoot
2 years ago
« Bandit : Join us AutumnLotus; don't be a cow-ard.
Yeah, Autumn, take the bull by the horns. Just be careful you don't step in something.
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 AutumnLo...
2 years ago
I'm not really good at coming up with this kind of stuff. Just like I am not so good with cow-culus.

There. That took me a while to come up with. I tried my best lol.
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 donteatp...
2 years ago
Tried your best? I'm udderly disappointed in you.
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15
 dollylla...
2 years ago
I think these jokes are the cream of the crop!
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