I do not expect any up votes on this. I just want to document that this woman , in my opinion , is the most annoying being in the universe.
My job is done.

Geez, why can't I do this and make millions of dollars? This makes her special? Not only that people are actually applauding her. What is up with that?

I welcome her to cook for me anytime.

I always ask Lark to open the jars. That will be ten thousand dollars please.

I don't have any problem with her cooking.
She's a wonderful cook,a top chef. It's her TALKING that bothers me. She can cook for me any time also. As long as she is gagged.

I think the playboy chanel should have a cooking show with her stripping as she's cooking.

I think many men think just that exact thought. ;-)

make me some scrambled eggs

I usually just bang on the lid with the end of a butter knife or something. No one ever applauds though. I feel cheated.

Well, I had something slightly different in mind... but that will work

pulls butter knife from forehead and applauds

"Every one has their own technique", Personally I enjoy using my teeth to hold the jar, and my tongue to unscrew it...Though I Have heard that some people use their hands-it's a wacky world... *applauds Moonglow30*

I just have one of my "people" open them for me.

Actually, she isn't a top chef in any sense of the phrase... she is an ex-grocery store demonstrator/sales girl. Her job before her unexplainable rise to power on Food Network was to present her "30 minute meals" concept (and products) to little old ladies in grocery stores. :)

I got to the bit where she was talking about elastic bands and then I had to stop the vid and stab myself in the eye with a fork.

Now I have a fork in my eye.

Does she have any good advice for what to do when you've got fork in your eye? I don't think so.

on a side note...after this video all the woman and skinny guys(ahem) rejoice for knowing how to properly use these to their advantage to not call their boyfriends to come open it.


...and for that i am thankful.

plus shes hot.

Rachel lives in my building and is always around and is the sweetest person.. I don't think she's annoying at all. I'm still trying to get invited to a dinner.. :)

no luck yet.

Yep, this doesn't remind me of the 50's or anything. Got to protect those pretty nails while you open those jars, ladies! This is essential stuff! Next show: how to add spice to your muffins with vicodin.

I actually had to wait for my boyfriend and I to make up to get at my beloved pickles. So, annoying as she is... I have to say that I wish I'd known the damned rubberband trick. Who knows... maybe my relationship is purely pickle jar based. *goes to contemplate life*

I find everything about her sexy as hell... Nope doesn't annoy me in the least. I would peel her potato's, clean her lettuce, tenderise her ...wait my wife is coming.