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Zen Guide to Life by Maharishi Fattifatbastard
Zen Guide to Life by Maharishi Fattifatbastard
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Some funny stuff there. Mr Icke isn't generally known for his sense of humour. Or maybe he has a brilliant sense of humour and is intent on seeing the joke through to the bitter end.

Not on the list, but similar to the fishing one.

Build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
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