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Stupid Things People ACTUALLY Put On Their Resumes
A list of funny stuff found in some people's resumes.
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kamaloo
1 year ago
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larknet
1 year ago
Whew! I am glad my resume doesn't have any of these on it. I must have done a pretty good job, and I used the spell checker.
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eljay
1 year ago
18. Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years
You're hired!
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redbull_...
1 year ago
You could also go to
http://resumehell.blogspot.com/
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chez
1 year ago
My friend's mom's resume had A LOT of those on there. It was horrible and I had to fix it for her. =/
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dollylla...
1 year ago
"15. Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."
You have tinfoil hats there, yes?
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titojuan...
1 year ago
47. Personal achievements: Successfully played “Chop Sticks” on a toy piano with my big toes.
I actually like this one. It shows the person has a sence of humor. Though I personally would not put it on my resume.
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grandmab...
1 year ago
I had a hard time picking just one. They all made me laugh. Are these people future sign twirlers?
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doggyliv...
1 year ago
Personal achievements: Successfully played “Chop Sticks” on a toy piano with my big toes.
ohhhh someone give that man a job!!
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snood
1 year ago
who knows...maybe binky the gerbil will provide the finishing touch for that guy
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