Microsoft unplugs oral sex talking Santa chat bot Posted: 2 years ago by henkspaan
An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...."
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Canada Looks for Mean Santa Imposter Posted: 2 years ago by mandolinorange
Someone has been writing nasty letters to little children on behalf of Santa Claus.
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Maine says NO! to Santa beer. Posted: 3 years ago by tomphoolry
State says children might be drawn to beer with a picture of Santa on it.
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Is Vista ready? Microsoft testers weigh in Posted: 3 years ago by robfouryqr
Microsoft officials obviously believe Windows Vista is ready, given that it is set to release it to manufacturing within weeks, if not days. But what do some of its toughest testers think?
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First Interspecies Internet Chat Posted: 7 months ago by bingo
Eleven years ago today, Koko the gorilla used American Sign Language to communicate with her fans via AOL chat. It was the first known interspecies chat on the internet.
As the transcript clearly shows, Koko’s responses were a bit vague, but no more inane than some of the drivel littering Facebook pages these days.
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Microsoft executive: Pirating software? Choose Microsoft! Posted: 3 years ago by whi73rav3n
Microsoft group president Jeff Raikes told an audience in San Francisco last week that the company hopes people, if they’re going to pirate software, choose to pirate Microsoft software. What’s Raikes thinking?
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Santa Claus kidnaps 8 year old girl. Posted: 3 years ago by tomphoolry
She must have been on the naughty list.
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Santa Claus: The great imposter Posted: 11 months ago by Bornbad
Is Santa just a jolly, harmless, friendly fellow?
Or is there something or someone else hiding behind jolly ol’ St. Nick?
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Sony May Let Rival Microsoft Put Blu-ray on Xbox Posted: 2 years ago by topofall
Microsoft is talking to rival Sony about the possibility of adding Blu-ray technology to the Xbox.
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Laughing Santa gets the old heave ho ho ho Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A Santa in an Australian department store said on Wednesday he has been sacked for saying "ho ho ho" and singing Christmas songs to children.
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