David A. Paterson (born May 20, 1954) is an American politician and the current Lieutenant Governor of New York. He is the first African American to hold this position. …

...And he may be New York's first African American Governor, and America's first legally blind Governor, if/when Eliot Spitzer resigns. picked by ImNotBlue 2 years ago

Stephen Colbert said his "foreign policy" experience — trips to Sandals resorts in Jamaica, the Bahamas — would help answer Huckabee critics that the former Arkansas governor lacked such. picked by MandolinOrange 2 years ago

Huckabee is showing his stance against illegal immigration. 1) He will try and amend the constitution to remove the outdated and incredibly abused law giving automatic citizenship to the children of illegal aliens and 2) pardon Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

"If individual states want to ban smoking anytime and anywhere, that's probably OK, but the federal government should not do so. Mike Huckabee may call himself a conservative, but making decisions on behalf of people for their own good is not a conservative principle" picked by gammerus 2 years ago

So far neither the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans party for whom he ran for Governor of Minnesota, nor members of The Vampyre Nation he founded, have ponied up the $125,000 bail needed to free "The Impaler" from prison. Skipping all his preliminary hearings for bouts of professional wrestling was not perhaps the best move. picked by equinox 10 months ago

Governor Paterson was wheeled to the stage of the Legislative Correspondents Association gala portraying the blind man in the wheelchair from the commercial who asked the governor, "Why are you doing this to me?" The five-minute performance by Paterson legitimately brought down the house, even getting some ohnohedin't "ohhhs" when he calls out the Post's Fred d**ker's "pho... read full post picked by suebe 7 months ago

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee is ranting and whining that the "stimulus" plan is anti-religious because the plan specifies that the money can't be used for religious purposes/buildings/etc. Huckabee just refuses to accept the separation clause. He's always wanted to change the constitution. picked by 2manyusernames 10 months ago

Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee wishes Canada much luck in preserving the national igloo. picked by gammerus 2 years ago

For those of you who missed it, here is the episode of Conan O'brien where Colbert, Stewart, and Conan finally duke it out over Mike Huckabee picked by gammerus 2 years ago

OK, he released a serial rapist because he found Christ, and said that the answer to AIDS was to quarantine the victims.

Seriously, why is he leading in the polls? picked by gammerus 2 years ago