One of the many things that struck me as odd is that the poster doesn't seem to think that people can masturbate quietly.

That and the eyebrows, and the teapot, and thnbetween the beginning and the end.

Seriously though, The world is one scary, scary place.

Indeed.

Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear.

That is some whacked fd' up crap, that all his neighbors are graphic artists.

This guy must be crazy or something,.

if there was a LARGE sum of money involved i can see myself doing this and by large i mean 6 figures people. and don't go down-rating me because of this, you know you would too if someone offered you $500,000+.

other than that...whoa....lol

Hey.....I'm a graphic artist & that is definately not my scene!!!

Nah, I don't have the eyebrows for it.

I guess it's lucky he works in a museum that he can find these ancient artifacts that fit so nicely into his fetish.

/me crosses visiting museums in Oregon off my list of things to do.

I think.... I may have just had a mild stroke from that incredible CL post. I cant believe people.

HAHAHA! It eats the eyebrow salad or else it gets the hose again!!!!!!

Oh my god, that really made me laugh. Really.

On a side note....

W.T.F?!?!

She can choose the dressing but he only has vinegrette and thousand island? What if she is a ranch or Caeser girl? And wouldn't eyebrows be dressing enough?? Especially bushy ones??

I just don't get it.

Let's not leave out the defecation....in a Qing dynasty teapot box that he is going to RETURN TO THE MUSEUM!!! Look kids....poop in a box!!
YAAAY!!

This isn't so unusual. In fact, it's quite like my morning routine, only I leave some eyebrows behind, and defecate in an American Standard bowl. Oh, yeah, and I don't eat any of it. Or masturbate. Well, not always.

I might have several strokes after reading that... If you know what I mean. (wink-wink, nudge-nidge)

Might I note that the Stroke was not the good kind.

It was the kind that restricted blood flow, instead of enhancing it.

Why does it not surprise me that this ad is from Portland, OR?

From his description, I'd assume he lives in the Pearl district (a very ritzy neighborhood with a lot of artists, and spendy shops) and works at the Portland Art Museum.