Please God make this story false.
Britney is allegedly asking Michael "I luuuuv widdle boys" Jackson for parenting advice, adding that he didn't lose custody of his kids.
Britney, you made good money, but you just don't have the kind of money MJ needed to get away with his atrocities. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

You’d think that since Britney Spears only gets to spend two days a week with her children, she would pay attention to them with the short time she has and do her errands, oh, sometime during the other five days of the week? picked by molnatisi 2 years ago

Britney's Mum to write book on....wait for it.... picked by fugazi 2 years ago

First there was this... 'I'm a Slave For You Britney' - 2002; Then there was this... 'Alien Britney' - early 2007 AND NOW there is THIS... 'Dance Body Britney!!' - 4/24/07 Britney recently began taking dance lessons and as you can see it is paying off. If Britney is trying to win back her fan's WaterCooler is willing to help.. today we showcase. picked by sandrad 3 years ago

Rabbi cries out to Britney for wearing the Magen David in vain - OY VEY picked by DwordDiva 3 years ago

Radio station sets up Britney spears death poll after losing custody of her kids picked by smarty1052 2 years ago

Britney Spears was caught romping in the bushes of her rehab centre with a mystery man.

Thanks to Kevin Federline's new search engine!!! picked by suebe 3 years ago

Britney Spears Parties with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, leaves panties at home

Yes, they have pictures to prove it picked by Hoosker 3 years ago

Britney Spears Hot Pics! picked by kelson18 3 years ago

Jamie Lynne Spears, Britney's 16-year old "Zoe 101" star, is 12 weeks pregnant. 12 WEEKS! And she's keeping it!

hmm...maybe WTF isn't the right category actually. picked by Breex243 2 years ago

Britney clips another car while parking hers and doesn't even bother to look at the damage she's done to the OTHER car..only her own. And according a news article never bothered to contact the owner.

I guess she thought nobody else saw it! picked by Fizz71 2 years ago

In another twist to the troubled life of singer Britney Spears, friends of the star have said she is pregnant – and may not be sure who the father is. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

The Britney Spears "Great weight debate" as told by CNN picked by Jerry520 2 years ago

Spears delivered the verse, along with legal papers, to her mother on June 28 on the set of kid sister, Jamie Lynn’s television show, “Zoey 101.” The two are reportedly also battling over the affections of Jamie Lynn. “Britney said, ‘Here Momma, I just wanted to see your face,’” a source told Star. “Then she got into her car and drove off. Lynne... read full post picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

I know, I hate gossip. This was just too precious to pass up. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

No one is happier than Lorna Bliss that superstar Britney Spears's 'train wreck' incarnation is at an end.

For it is no laughing matter when your livelihood as a ' lookalike' depends on impersonating a celebrity who seems hell-bent on self-destruction. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

US Magazine citing sources close to embattled singer Britney Spears, are stating that her family and friends are having doubts about Britney’s ability to commit to a full 30 days of rehab program at Malibu Promise facility. picked by dmdo1016 3 years ago

That's nice, but all we really care about is what's "under". picked by jaxomlotus 3 years ago

Dear Media,

I think you have now officially wiped off and examined every speck of filth and crevice belonging to Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears this month. Please quit trying to conjure stories out of non-information. Linking the two train wrecks in a story was a nice attempt, but honestly we're pretty tired of it.

Sincerely,
The internet picked by jaxomlotus 3 years ago

Court awards Kevin Federline sole custody. 'bout time! picked by suebe 2 years ago