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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass.

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19	gratheo

2 years ago

« bunnysutra : 20

and you all are batty!

Alton is correct, it just takes them getting you to the ground, which is pretty easy if they have learned how to cling on and trip you up. The average weight of a 5 year old is appx 40lbs. You'd be lucky to fight off 5 of em.

...perhaps I'm giving them too much credit. but still.

See, you're assuming that they all attack at the same time. The trick is in moving constantly (you're faster than them). That way, they can't gang up on you.

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11	bunnysut...

2 years ago

« gratheo : See, you're assuming that they all attack at the same time. The trick is in moving constantly (you're faster than them). That way, they can't gang up on you.

*laugh* have I really entered a conversation about fighting 5 year olds??

I thought the premise of the survey was a mass attack, so yes, that definitely was the assumption :)

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19	gratheo

2 years ago

« bunnysutra : *laugh* have I really entered a conversation about fighting 5 year olds??

Yes. WTP.
EDIT: For those of you who don't understand 'WTP', it means 'Welcome to Plime.'

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28	pocksuck...

2 years ago

« gratheo : 755...

I was confused there for a moment - that seemed like a lot more kids than the rest had managed to fight.

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9	abandone...

2 years ago

12. I suck at life.

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6	xxxxxpp

2 years ago

24, not bad.

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suebe

2 years ago

Only 15...I have to start working out.

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17	spamtrap

2 years ago

Only 25, I guess it depends if they come at me single filed or not, also if they have scissors or screwdrivers.

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16	davbob

2 years ago

33, but then again I have worked as security at Spice Girls concerts so I reckon it's pretty accurate.

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25	yoornotm...

2 years ago

20.

It's okay.. they start getting annoying around that age anyway.

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